The Random Picture Thread

[bodysnatcher]

she's gonna snort her way into being an invertebrate

[Stickman]

[Stickman]

[B]

Are those feet that look like hands or are they hands that look like feet?

Should I be turned on? Should I feel guilty if I am?

[PHATJ]

Are those feet that look like hands or are they hands that look like feet?

Should I be turned on? Should I feel guilty if I am?

They are hand feet and they are disgusting.

[Stickman]

[bada]

That Roosevelt one was a bummer. Gawd.

[BurtReynolds]

[Norah]

but I don't want you to die

[BurtReynolds]

[LoathedVermin72]

[McParadigm]

A few weeks ago my 6 year old daughter thought I was pooping, so she stood outside the bathroom door and re-enacted huge portions of the Shia LaBeouf motivation speech (I did not show her this and I don’t know why she knows it). I sat in the kitchen, watched, and marveled at how grateful I was not to be crapping while a child shrieked “JUST DO IT” and flexed at me.

[B]

A few weeks ago my 6 year old daughter thought I was pooping, so she stood outside the bathroom door and re-enacted huge portions of the Shia LaBeouf motivation speech (I did not show her this and I don’t know why she knows it). I sat in the kitchen, watched, and marveled at how grateful I was not to be crapping while a child shrieked “JUST DO IT” and flexed at me.

She thought you were in the bathroom while you were sitting elsewhere within sight of her?

Kids are fucking stupid.

[McParadigm]

She knows me well

[bune]

A few weeks ago my 6 year old daughter thought I was pooping, so she stood outside the bathroom door and re-enacted huge portions of the Shia LaBeouf motivation speech (I did not show her this and I don’t know why she knows it). I sat in the kitchen, watched, and marveled at how grateful I was not to be crapping while a child shrieked “JUST DO IT” and flexed at me.

That sounds feckin' hilarious.

[BurtReynolds]

2018 in one picture

[bodysnatcher]

Not sure what’s happening here, but I see one guy still rocking Google Glass, and one guy wearing a calculator watch

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Higgs]

shoot i think the cop sees it too

Is it wise to say "shoot" and "cop" in the same sentence these days in the grand old land of the free?

[hlniv]

I am confused.

But I'm laughing.

So it's OK.