Movie: Man Of Steel (06-14-13)

[Jorge]

It's a homage! Doesn't anyone understand art anymore!?

Wait, I saw the first draft of this. Where did that post you were quoting come from

[BurtReynolds]

Wait how many superheroes is he gonna play? He's gonna break Chris Evans's record

[McParadigm]

Wait how many superheroes is he gonna play? He's gonna break Chris Evans's record

Wait till he plays Superman, Batman, and Martha

[BurtReynolds]

It's a homage! Doesn't anyone understand art anymore!?

Wait, I saw the first draft of this. Where did that post you were quoting come from

I'm saving that one.

[Jorge]

I think I remember it. Can I post it?

[Strat]

Wait how many superheroes is he gonna play? He's gonna break Chris Evans's record

Wait till he plays Superman, Batman, and Martha

martha? why did you say martha? TELL ME! MARTHA MARTHA MARTHA MARTAH

[BurtReynolds]

I think I remember it. Can I post it?

No you can't post it! That would be a breach of the Terms of Service.

[Jorge]

Okay, geez, I just wanted to test my memory

[BurtReynolds]

Wait how many superheroes is he gonna play? He's gonna break Chris Evans's record

Wait till he plays Superman, Batman, and Martha

martha? why did you say martha? TELL ME! MARTHA MARTHA MARTHA MARTAH

Idris Elba will play Martha, and Scarlett Johansson will be the new Cyborg. But only one of those castings will be racist.

[bune]

It appears to me that if MBJ couldn't sell a black Johnny Storm, how's he going to sell a black Clark Kent?

I’ve only seen one other Johnny Storm and he was also shit both times but then he took a new role and was good it’s so weird

Yeah but he was also shit in a lot of other movies until the Marvel ones. who knows.

[tree_]

if they really wanted to earn the social justice points they should announce several races trying out for the role

[BurtReynolds]

I thought he was the only good thing about those FF movies. I've liked him in everything I've seen him in.

[epilogue]

Wait how many superheroes is he gonna play? He's gonna break Chris Evans's record

Wait till he plays Superman, Batman, and Martha

martha? why did you say martha? TELL ME! MARTHA MARTHA MARTHA MARTAH

Idris Elba will play Martha, and Scarlett Johansson will be the new Cyborg. But only one of those castings will be racist.

Exactly. But only one will be sexist, too. So it all comes out in the wash.

[epilogue]

I think I remember it. Can I post it?

TELL ME

[Jorge]

I think I remember it. Can I post it?

TELL ME

It was originally presented as him quoting a post by you, but you were saying some very out of character things, and then I realized it was actually Burt's post and he'd just bungled the quote feature

[epilogue]

I think I remember it. Can I post it?

TELL ME

It was originally presented as him quoting a post by you, but you were saying some very out of character things, and then I realized it was actually Burt's post and he'd just bungled the quote feature

Ah. Gotcha.

[bune]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpPIrmFN9n ... enrycavill

[Stickman]

Cavill's manager Dany Garcia said on Twitter this morning that "the cape is still in his closet," 

[Jorge]

God, I hate that guy's videos.

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