Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired

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on the bright side, he may have set the NFL record for losing the locker room before week 1 is over!!

https://weei.radio.com/blogs/ryan-hanna ... oss-eagles

https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/05/10/matt- ... indictment

https://www.12up.com/posts/6168236-repo ... as-created

http://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news ... dq1lgvtogn

[lennytheweedwhacker]

counting down...we're on day one, team

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step one: inspire confidence

http://www.espn.com/blog/detroit-lions/ ... as-it-gets

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/ ... 266526002/

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via this website, we gain additional insights into his leadership skills:

[spike]

Otherwise known as the Official Countdown until Jim Bob Cooter is Named Interim HC Thread

[verb_to_trust]

Hes fat and unkempt. He must go.

[BurtReynolds]

ha his last name is Patricia.

[tree_]

Hes fat and unkempt. He must go.

Seriously. This is a physical sport. He's coaching athletes, not cake eating contestants.

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day 2: deny there is a problem

https://nypost.com/2018/09/12/veteran-l ... -patricia/

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sport ... 279251002/

[daft twat]

Nonexistent Patricia by L7 is an awesome song.

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someone with a twitter account needs to send this to the @DetroitLions

Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one can recall
Non-existent Patricia
Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist
Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't saying
She's being kind
Non-existent Patricia

[numbers]

None of the disciples of Coach Bill have ever been able to pull off his shtick on their own.

[@SkitchP]

someone with a twitter account needs to send this to the @DetroitLions

Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one can recall
Non-existent Patricia
Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist
Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't saying
She's being kind
Non-existent Patricia

This post is hilarious for reasons you may not understand.

[guestT]

It won't be this year. First they'll scapegoat Jim Bob Cooter. Then whatever expendable veterans they can make examples out of for not buying into the program. Then the DC. 3-4 years from now they'll clean house and start over.

[tree_]

Maybe Stafford did something to piss off the team and they decided to punish him by running incorrect routes and allowing him to be sack hammered, like in the Oliver Stone film Any Given Sunday.

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day 3: inform your team members how they feel

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... we-played/

[Electromatic]

day 3: inform your team members how they feel

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... we-played/

Sooo Coach, you get a refund then? Take that effort back?

Maybe that 6 week window for trades should apply to coaching too. The oops I hired Steve Sarkisian window.

[96583UP]

they could probably trade him for a few kicking tees to a team in need of a large person to prop open a heavy door

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day 4: it's a 'must win' situation already

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... lions-ship

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NFLSHOP.com already selling Matt Patricia official gameday MuMu's at 50% off