2018 NFL Season

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Who will be in Super Bowl LIII?

Patriots/Rams
4
31%
Patriots/Saints
3
23%
Chiefs/Rams
4
31%
Chiefs/Saints
2
15%
 
Total votes: 13

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spike wrote:
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Electromatic wrote:Just give them flags and make it fair.
I'm not sure this idea is so crazy. They have to do something.

If they are in the pocket, pull a flag and they are down.

Once they leave the pocket, they live by the same rules as everyone else.
oh god listen to yourself
I know. I hated typing it.

But at this point it's gonna take something kinda radical. You can't hit them below the waist, in the head (and almost by extension in the chest), you can't land on them and can't sling them to the ground.

You basically have to wrap them up at the waist and NOT land on them. That's fucking stupid.
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I dunno some ppl can say Mississippi faster than others
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96583UP wrote:belichick sensed that jimmy g's knee was substandard and the trade all becomes so clear now
Too much time spent on all fours getting pegged by that porn star is more what I'm thinking.
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and then the AIDS finished the job
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run2death wrote:
spike wrote:
run2death wrote:
Electromatic wrote:Just give them flags and make it fair.
I'm not sure this idea is so crazy. They have to do something.

If they are in the pocket, pull a flag and they are down.

Once they leave the pocket, they live by the same rules as everyone else.
oh god listen to yourself
I know. I hated typing it.

But at this point it's gonna take something kinda radical. You can't hit them below the waist, in the head (and almost by extension in the chest), you can't land on them and can't sling them to the ground.

You basically have to wrap them up at the waist and NOT land on them. That's fucking stupid.
how about severely limiting gym time during the season and offseason, so players aren't as fast and strong, and less like heat seeking missiles. eventually, everyone will be slower and fatter, the injury risk will lessen, and they can go back to normal football rules.
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PHATJ wrote:This is one of the worst Vikings games I’ve ever seen. And there are a lot of them to choose from. Glad my son has his own game this afternoon and I won’t have to watch the second half of this shit show.
Jesus fucking Christ that was embarrassing. Holy shit what a dumpster fire the Vikings are. That is beyond fuck all.

I’m actually disgusted and offended by that game.

It’s just a game start calm down.

Ufdah. No way I can actually get excited about them making a legit change for a championship if you can’t even be bothered to show up for the bills.
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dolphins are better than vikings
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run2death wrote:Are we ready to give up on Dak?
:wave:

Two seasons of this crap. Whats-his-face just needs to die so the team can have someone else making stupid decisions.
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The Dolphins-Pats game is a matchup between a 3-0 and 1-2 team just like everybody would have predicted.
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So William Hayes, a Miami DE tore his ACL and is out for the year because he was trying to avoid landing his body weight on the QB.

:shake: :shake: :shake:
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FLAGS!
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4/5 wrote:So William Hayes, a Miami DE tore his ACL and is out for the year because he was trying to avoid landing his body weight on the QB.

:shake: :shake: :shake:
ugh

that sack tho was a hell of a way to go out.. great player.. gonna miss em
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tree_ wrote:
4/5 wrote:So William Hayes, a Miami DE tore his ACL and is out for the year because he was trying to avoid landing his body weight on the QB.

:shake: :shake: :shake:
ugh

that sack tho was a hell of a way to go out.. great player.. gonna miss em
It was and yet Bruce Arians on color commentary was complaining about how that should have been a flag.
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it was weird to watch.. looked like he was celebrating with his weird crawl after the hit then he started writhing in pain .. like yayyy ohhhh shiiit.. nooooooo

next man up

the d-line deserves all kinds of credit for pushing through all those injuries/ejections .. playing gassed
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:It's the Falcons turn to have a season snake bit by injuries. Tough conference that doesn't care and in a tough division to boot.
Yep, Ricardo Allen done for the year. :(
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
Biff Pocoroba wrote:It's the Falcons turn to have a season snake bit by injuries. Tough conference that doesn't care and in a tough division to boot.
Yep, Ricardo Allen done for the year. :(

We'll be employing the Gosh I hope they don't notice that we don't have a safety on the field defense the rest of the year.

Oh and Duke Riley is starting at MLB.

The offense has to score 50 to win.

I swear 3 weeks ago the Falcons had a promising defense. No more.
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Fitzpatrick is a nice dude. Go TB!
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chris conte just got smacked
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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but Jameis got the sick snow crab legs hook up
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Fuck Conte. What a pussy
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