Toby Maguire is a Muppet come to life (also indicting Joey)

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tragabigzanda wrote:i don't know, but there's evidence that he's a huge asshole
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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It's not my story to tell. But I have multiple friends who were extras in Ride With the Devil (which shot in Kansas) and I was told by three different women that worked on the shoot that he was... not a gentleman. One of the guys confirmed it too. The most mild story had him telling security to remove them from a bar because one of my friends told him no.
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durdencommatyler wrote:It's not my story to tell. But I have multiple friends who were extras in Ride With the Devil (which shot in Kansas) and I was told by three different women that worked on the shoot that he was... not a gentleman. One of the guys confirmed it too. The most mild story had him telling security to remove them from a bar because one of my friends told him no.
Was the question "would you like to remain in this bar?"
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JuanHamm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:It's not my story to tell. But I have multiple friends who were extras in Ride With the Devil (which shot in Kansas) and I was told by three different women that worked on the shoot that he was... not a gentleman. One of the guys confirmed it too. The most mild story had him telling security to remove them from a bar because one of my friends told him no.
Was the question "would you like to remain in this bar?"
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JuanHamm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:It's not my story to tell. But I have multiple friends who were extras in Ride With the Devil (which shot in Kansas) and I was told by three different women that worked on the shoot that he was... not a gentleman. One of the guys confirmed it too. The most mild story had him telling security to remove them from a bar because one of my friends told him no.
Was the question "would you like to remain in this bar?"
You were there!
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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I refuse to listen to Joe's rumors about celebrities until he apologizes to Heather Graham
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The Argonaut wrote:I refuse to listen to Joe's rumors about celebrities until he apologizes to Heather Graham
I'll apologize to Heather Graham when she apologizes to me for being a terrible actress.
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Maguire seems like a very stupid guy yeah.

What happened with Heather Graham?
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The Argonaut wrote:I refuse to listen to Joe's rumors about celebrities until he apologizes to Heather Graham
I'll apologize to Heather Graham when she apologizes to me for being a terrible actress.
You don't owe her an apology for saying that she is a terrible actress. You owe her an apology for spreading rumors that she is "terrible in bed". The words you used were "tuned out, unresponsive, limp, uninterested, boring". It's really a pretty nasty thing to say about a woman
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durdencommatyler wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:I refuse to listen to Joe's rumors about celebrities until he apologizes to Heather Graham
I'll apologize to Heather Graham when she apologizes to me for being a terrible actress.
You don't owe her an apology for saying that she is a terrible actress. You owe her an apology for spreading rumors that she is "terrible in bed". The words you used were "tuned out, unresponsive, limp, uninterested, boring". It's really a pretty nasty thing to say about a woman
I understand. She's owes ME an apology for being a terrible actress, Asher. She's awful. She owes me so much more in time and money than I owe her for relating what a close friend told me to a message board. I've never said Heather is terrible in bed. I said, I heard that from a source. Believe it if you want, champ. No skin off my sack. What's irrefutable here is that Heather Graham sucks.
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I dont believe you for a second Argo.

Joe is champion of women´s rights. He is there with them at every corner.
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VinylGuy wrote:I dont believe you for a second Argo.

Joe is champion of women´s rights. He is there with them at every corner.
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But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.

I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.

The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.
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Gossping about a women´s talents in bed is gross Joe.
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Oh so NOW you care about my posts about women? Gotcha.
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durdencommatyler wrote:But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.

I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.

The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.
You should fuck him to see if it is he who is actually bad in bed.

Otherwise, this is all disgusting hearsay.

Go fuck him, please. We'll wait.
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run2death wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.

I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.

The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.
You should fuck him to see if it is he who is actually bad in bed.

Otherwise, this is all disgusting hearsay.

Go fuck him, please. We'll wait.
Okay, I fucked him. It's totally his fault. He was completely boring. Uninterested. Limp. Disengaged.
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