Toby Maguire is a Muppet come to life (also indicting Joey)

[Anders]

She’s more charming than Tobey Maguire.

[Jorge]

It took 2 pages but this thread is finally gathering steam

[epilogue]

She’s more charming than Tobey Maguire.

In bed?

[Anders]

She’s more charming than Tobey Maguire.

In bed?

With or without clothes.

[run2death]

But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.

I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.

The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.

You should fuck him to see if it is he who is actually bad in bed.

Otherwise, this is all disgusting hearsay.

Go fuck him, please. We'll wait.

Okay, I fucked him. It's totally his fault. He was completely boring. Uninterested. Limp. Disengaged.

Thank you for doing your due diligence. Thoroughness is important.

I hope you had time to enjoy the wet spot.

[epilogue]

But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.

I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.

The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.

You should fuck him to see if it is he who is actually bad in bed.

Otherwise, this is all disgusting hearsay.

Go fuck him, please. We'll wait.

Okay, I fucked him. It's totally his fault. He was completely boring. Uninterested. Limp. Disengaged.

Thank you for doing your due diligence. Thoroughness is important.

I hope you had time to enjoy the wet spot.

It's not the Applebee's on Haggerty but it's a nice spot nonetheless.

[Strat]

I sure wouldnt mind banging heather graham to find out myself

[E.H. Ruddock]

Limp and uninterested... Maybe she was just staying in character for any of her roles, amirite joey

[epilogue]

Limp and uninterested... Maybe she was just staying in character for any of her roles, amirite joey

[epilogue]

I feel like you're the first person to get it, Ruddo. I owe you dinner and a drink of your choice.

[doug rr]

I feel like you're the first person to get it, Ruddo. I owe you dinner and a drink of your choice.

on a side note, joe. did you read the story in NY mag about your Prune chefs and their attempt at getting the spotted pig?

[Jorge]

Maybe your friend roofied her.

[epilogue]

I feel like you're the first person to get it, Ruddo. I owe you dinner and a drink of your choice.

on a side note, joe. did you read the story in NY mag about your Prune chefs and their attempt at getting the spotted pig?

I did not. That would have been awesome. What fell through?

[epilogue]

Maybe your friend roofied her.

Which movie is that from? Is that Boogie Nights?

[doug rr]

I feel like you're the first person to get it, Ruddo. I owe you dinner and a drink of your choice.

on a side note, joe. did you read the story in NY mag about your Prune chefs and their attempt at getting the spotted pig?

I did not. That would have been awesome. What fell through?

sexual harassment and good 'ol ken friedman..look it up, i think it may have just come out today

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Maybe your friend roofied her.

Which movie is that from? Is that Boogie Nights?

da hangover

[epilogue]

I feel like you're the first person to get it, Ruddo. I owe you dinner and a drink of your choice.

on a side note, joe. did you read the story in NY mag about your Prune chefs and their attempt at getting the spotted pig?

I did not. That would have been awesome. What fell through?

sexual harassment and good 'ol ken friedman..look it up, i think it may have just come out today

Damn, man. That's a complicated story. I can totally see both sides of it. I see what Hamilton means about wanting to take over and change the culture but I also understand the POV that she was capitalizing on pain and teaming with a known offender.

Either way, if she can't oust Friedman all together, I'm glad she's severing ties. But a Spotted Pig owned/operated by Gabrielle Hamilton and Ashley Merriman would have been fucking fantastic.

[epilogue]

Maybe your friend roofied her.

Which movie is that from? Is that Boogie Nights?

da hangover

I've never seen it. Is Heather Graham in that movie?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Maybe your friend roofied her.

Which movie is that from? Is that Boogie Nights?

da hangover

I've never seen it. Is Heather Graham in that movie?

yes

[epilogue]

Maybe your friend roofied her.

Which movie is that from? Is that Boogie Nights?

da hangover

I've never seen it. Is Heather Graham in that movie?

yes

One more reason not to see it, I guess.