Toby Maguire is a Muppet come to life (also indicting Joey)

[The Argonaut]

But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.

I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.

The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.

I still don't see a 'sorry here

[epilogue]

But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.

I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.

The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.

I still don't see a 'sorry here

My terms are clear, champ.

[96583UP]

we all heard this "Heather Graham banged my friend and she is a dud in the sack" story before and concluded the following:

1) telling the story instantly makes a person toxicly masculine

2) we would all still very much like to bang Heather Graham

[epilogue]

It seems to really have gotten to Asher. Maybe we should discuss that. He might be in real pain.

[The Argonaut]

It just shows that you are a hypocrite. I'm giving you a chance to be a better man. If you don't want to take it, that is on you

[epilogue]

WWTMD

[The Argonaut]

Toni Morrison would frown at you

[epilogue]

Women should smile more, huh Argo.

[96583UP]

you two should just f*ck and get it over with

[epilogue]

Don't think I haven't offered. Many times.

[96583UP]

OK Argo it's all set up, don't be a p*ssy, get your as*hole ready to get f*cked for real by joe-joe then we can all be friends

[The Argonaut]

Don't think I haven't offered. Many times.

I don't date men who don't respect women

[spike]

OK Argo it's all set up, don't be a p*ssy, get your as*hole ready to get f*cked for real by joe-joe then we can all be friends

[96583UP]

Don't think I haven't offered. Many times.

I don't date men who don't respect women

no one's talking about dating, we're talking about f*cking

[96583UP]

joe-joe loves to respect women just look at his avatar

in fact he is probably a transvestite fighting to make her way out based on all the bizarre mood swings and pent up aggression

banging her would release joelle to the universe

bye bye joe-joe

hello lo joelle

but enough joking around, just f*cking do it you whack job

have sex with this guy you know from the internet it's a very straightforward scenario

[epilogue]

Don't think I haven't offered. Many times.

I don't date men who don't respect women

Neither do I. It's like we're soul mates!

[Jorge]

I just read the Heather Graham story again and it is ridiculous. I don't doubt Joe's truthfulness but he's maybe a little naive if he believed his friend's claim of meeting Heather Graham at Whole Foods and immediately taking her home and sleeping with her.

[run2death]

I know a guy who dated Winnie Cooper (Danica McKellar) in the early 2000s.

He said she was absolutely filthy in bed.

[epilogue]

I just read the Heather Graham story again and it is ridiculous. I don't doubt Joe's truthfulness but he's maybe a little naive if he believed his friend's claim of meeting Heather Graham at Whole Foods and immediately taking her home and sleeping with her.

But you get the original post right?

[epilogue]

Now,I feel like trag. Like I'm living in the twilight zone.