Fuck Sports

[spike]

most bears fans are delusional

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jay cutler had a great ass though

[verb_to_trust]

Bears fans are dumb people. Basically if you have tailgated at an NFL game you are a reprehensible person.

[Electromatic]

I’m less of a fan of specific teams (other than the Spurs) and more of a fan of sports in general.

Being able to see the idiocy of sports fans in general is kinda fun. For instance, the fam and I go to Door County, Wisconsin almost every year and I love GB, but Packers fans are generally completely blind to the shittiness of McCarthy and Packers executives. It’s fun to see.

this is a pretty bad take, r2d. not all packers fans are clueless middle aged women with favre/rodgers shrines in their homes.

Some have Bart Starr am I right? (roll tide Lenny)

[spike]

I’m less of a fan of specific teams (other than the Spurs) and more of a fan of sports in general.

Being able to see the idiocy of sports fans in general is kinda fun. For instance, the fam and I go to Door County, Wisconsin almost every year and I love GB, but Packers fans are generally completely blind to the shittiness of McCarthy and Packers executives. It’s fun to see.

this is a pretty bad take, r2d. not all packers fans are clueless middle aged women with favre/rodgers shrines in their homes.

Some have Bart Starr am I right? (roll tide Lenny)

those broads are all dead

[---]

i enjoy sports

[E.H. Ruddock]

i enjoy sports

What sport is the glorious plume of choice for you?

[---]

i enjoy sports

What sport is the glorious plume of choice for you?

both hockey and football leave my engorgement positively doused in sn*tch dew

[spike]

i enjoy sports

What sport is the glorious plume of choice for you?

both hockey and football leave my engorgement positively doused in sn*tch dew

Choose one. You're not Dev.

[---]

i enjoy sports

What sport is the glorious plume of choice for you?

both hockey and football leave my engorgement positively doused in sn*tch dew

Choose one. You're not Dev.

i would choose hockey given the NFL's ceaseless desire to degrade its product

once belichick retires i'll probably lose interest in football

[verb_to_trust]

My favorite part of sports is also fat, grumpy, old, white guys who don't actually play the game.

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my favorite part is patrick mahomes' hot mom

[run2death]

My favorite part of sports is also fat, grumpy, old, white guys who don't actually play the game.

Do you even RM, bro?

[verb_to_trust]

My favorite part of sports is also fat, grumpy, old, white guys who don't actually play the game.

Do you even RM, bro?

Not really

[Electromatic]

My favorite part of sports is also fat, grumpy, old, white guys who don't actually play the game.

So you like Sports Talk Radio, cool.

[tree_]

'fuck' sports might be a thing on porntube

[verb_to_trust]

Isnt fuck sports the category where two girls wrestle and then the loser gets pegged with a strap on?

[tree_]

It's the nude olympics

[washing machine]

I guess this is a “fuck sports” since I’m typing this while my team is down 3-1 in a playoff run?

Anyway, this Astros/Red Sox series is a really weird playoff series for me as a fan. My typical fandom can take a loss or three in stride, but I feel like the bar I manage and the people who depend on tips from that bar are so very tied in to the success of this team in the playoffs.

Background: I am 100% accountable for the sales and growth of a volume sports bar a walk away from the stadium. I get a sick feeling in my stomach thinking about what the bar’s year over year Q4 numbers will look like without a World Series, and a seven game one at that. I really hate that I’m watching these games and thinking about the possibility of this bar staff losing out on all of those high volume nights instead of just watching these games and being grumpy because my team looks like shit.

I miss just being a fan.

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just start firing people now