Toby Maguire is a Muppet come to life (also indicting Joey)

[epilogue]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

[VinylGuy]

I forgive you.

And I forgive you, too.

for what? Leaving you alone in NY? Telling to your buds that a woman was bad in bed?

yes

you monster

[run2death]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

I'm sorry, Lenny. I was just kidding.

RM only really cares about how women perform in bed.

You spurt at the end, that's all that really matters.

[epilogue]

I forgive you.

And I forgive you, too.

for what? Leaving you alone in NY? Telling to your buds that a woman was bad in bed?

yes

you monster

IN BED

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

[epilogue]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

Which one is joey gladstone?

[VinylGuy]

I forgive you.

And I forgive you, too.

for what? Leaving you alone in NY? Telling to your buds that a woman was bad in bed?

yes

you monster

IN BED

#METOO

[epilogue]

I forgive you.

And I forgive you, too.

for what? Leaving you alone in NY? Telling to your buds that a woman was bad in bed?

yes

you monster

IN BED

#METOO

Too soon, Vinyl Guy. Too soon.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

Which one is joey gladstone?

cut.it.out

[epilogue]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

Which one is joey gladstone?

cut.it.out

He oughta know, amirite?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

Which one is joey gladstone?

cut.it.out

He oughta know, amirite?

would you bang alanis?

[epilogue]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

Which one is joey gladstone?

cut.it.out

He oughta know, amirite?

would you bang alanis?

I'm a happily married man, Lenny.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

Which one is joey gladstone?

cut.it.out

He oughta know, amirite?

would you bang alanis?

I'm a happily married man, Lenny.

yea but what if u weren’t

[epilogue]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

Which one is joey gladstone?

cut.it.out

He oughta know, amirite?

would you bang alanis?

I'm a happily married man, Lenny.

yea but what if u weren’t

I mean, is she into it? If we're both single and interested, then absolutely I would.

[bada]

I seem to remember hearing Cher's and one of the Allman Bros kid on Howard Stern and he basically said the same thing Joey's friend did. He slept with Heather Graham and she was bad in bed. So maybe she really is bad in bed....or Joey's friend heard the same show and decided to pretend he slept with her too...or Joey's friends with Cher's kid.

[The Argonaut]

Twist away all you want. A mean thing was said. Just because you say "It happens to be true but I said in a jokey meter", doesn't mean that you haven't been talking shit about a great woman. Regardless of how this played out here on RM, your IRL friend seems like a rel jerk and the kind of guy that a good man would call out for being a jerk and stop spending time with.

[epilogue]

Exactly the reply I expected, Argo. Well done.

[The Argonaut]

And the only reason I'm calling you out on this is because I think it is important, because I am infallible, and because I have never done anything wrong in my life

[epilogue]

Okay, now I'm lost. How is that trolling me?

[doug rr]

I seem to remember hearing Cher's and one of the Allman Bros kid on Howard Stern and he basically said the same thing Joey's friend did. He slept with Heather Graham and she was bad in bed. So maybe she really is bad in bed....or Joey's friend heard the same show and decided to pretend he slept with her too...or Joey's friends with Cher's kid.

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