Toby Maguire is a Muppet come to life (also indicting Joey)

[epilogue]

This is like when Wes Borland called Aaron Lewis a “bougie motherfucker” and Lewis tried to defend himself by repeating the exact same story Borland told

I'm not familiar with the minutia of this example. But one it's face, I think the one major difference, is that I have no interest in defending myself. That's not at all what I'm doing.

[epilogue]

This thread is so fucking weird.

Welcome to RM from a year and a half ago. Here a few weeks I'll probably call you a racist for no reason.

[epilogue]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

Which one is joey gladstone?

cut.it.out

He oughta know, amirite?

I’m glad you’ve finally accepted the truth of this.

wease, I swear to god

[wease]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

Which one is joey gladstone?

cut.it.out

He oughta know, amirite?

I’m glad you’ve finally accepted the truth of this.

wease, I swear to god

So, does this mean that if we hook up next week, I’ll get to fuck Heather Graham?

[JuanHamm]

So, what happened to Tobey Maguire? Does he still act?

[epilogue]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

Which one is joey gladstone?

cut.it.out

He oughta know, amirite?

I’m glad you’ve finally accepted the truth of this.

wease, I swear to god

So, does this mean that if we hook up next week, I’ll get to fuck Heather Graham?

No. But I can totally hook you up with Toby Maguire.

[epilogue]

So, what happened to Tobey Maguire? Does he still act?

That TV soap spoof thing from a few years ago is the last thing I remember seeing him in.

[wease]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x

i’m the joey gladstone of anal

Which one is joey gladstone?

cut.it.out

He oughta know, amirite?

I’m glad you’ve finally accepted the truth of this.

wease, I swear to god

So, does this mean that if we hook up next week, I’ll get to fuck Heather Graham?

No. But I can totally hook you up with Toby Maguire.

Pass

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ITT: Jo-Jo f*cks everyone to make things right