e-foods

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sat July 14, 2018 2:19 pm

As we trek further and further into the digital age, let's use this thread to theorize about the role that e-foods could play in our future. What will this digital food look like? How can it sustain us? What will it cost?

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat July 14, 2018 2:33 pm

Like, ordering food online? Or plugging in to a computer to get nutrients?

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sat July 14, 2018 2:34 pm

No one really knows yet, and that's what makes it so exciting.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sat July 14, 2018 2:35 pm

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sat July 14, 2018 2:36 pm

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat July 14, 2018 3:21 pm

Isn't that just a food dispenser?

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sat July 14, 2018 3:34 pm

Isn't food really just bytes of molecular data?

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat July 14, 2018 3:34 pm

Great now I'm hungry

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sat July 14, 2018 3:39 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Great now I'm hungry

Wouldn't it be great if that could be solved via an app server?

--- · Post by **---** » Sat July 14, 2018 7:43 pm

the closest we'll ever come to meaningful gastrosentience is extracting the bowl of rancid macaroni & cheese that functions as the B account's primary cognitive engine

--- · Post by **---** » Sat July 14, 2018 7:45 pm

washing machine wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Great now I'm hungry
Wouldn't it be great if that could be solved via an app server?

i'm placing this triple entendre amongst your more understated RM achievements

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sat July 14, 2018 7:50 pm

Cookies are clearing.

--- · Post by **---** » Sat July 14, 2018 7:57 pm

this begs the question: could one leverage this technology to throw an e-dinner party?

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sat July 14, 2018 8:00 pm

You are e-hosting a dinner party and can e-vite any five people you'd like, living or dead. Who gets your e-vites?

--- · Post by **---** » Sat July 14, 2018 8:04 pm

Bill Murray
Christopher Hitchens
Mark Twain
Harry Lime
Jim J. Bullock

wease · Post by **wease** » Sat July 14, 2018 8:51 pm

*Jm

You can’t even spell his name right. He’s not coming to your party.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Sat July 14, 2018 8:54 pm

This sounds terrible. Also profitable.

Let's do this.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Tue October 23, 2018 1:36 am

Pictured below: Don't be fooled! In the golden age of e-foods, the distinction between natural food (bottom tomato) and e-food (top tomato) is subtle.

Red Mosquito

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