2018 NFL Season

[Monkey_Driven]

It's really remarkable how bad these MNF announcers are.

[96583UP]

i actually didn't even turn this one on. too annoying

NE klansmen

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incompetent buffalo

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Booger MacF*ckface

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no thanks

[Monkey_Driven]

I flipped it on since it was close, then the Pats immediately scored.

[verb_to_trust]

So does Booger block the view of whoever has the misfortune of being behind his douche crane?

[96583UP]

did jason witten ever win a superbowl?

[Electromatic]

did jason witten ever win a superbowl?

The last Cowboys Superb Owl win came in 1996 I believe, Mr. Witten is not quite that old.

[E.H. Ruddock]

It's really remarkable how bad these MNF announcers are.

Last night, Witten was talking about a running play for 1 yard like 5 plays later. I think he forgot where they were in the game.

[Monkey_Driven]

It's really remarkable how bad these MNF announcers are.

Last night, Witten was talking about a running play for 1 yard like 5 plays later. I think he forgot where they were in the game.

The play by play guy needs to pace himself. He gets way too worked up for 15 yard gains.

[Self]

It's really remarkable how bad these MNF announcers are.

Last night, Witten was talking about a running play for 1 yard like 5 plays later. I think he forgot where they were in the game.

The play by play guy needs to pace himself. He gets way too worked up for 15 yard gains.

If he said "Bill's Mafia" one more time. Jesus Christ.

[Self]

Also disappointed in the lack of dildos on the field. I had the over. :/

[verb_to_trust]

Did anyone see the graphic where Brady jumped on the table like the drunks in the Bills Mafia do? Then they showed his career record against the Bills. That was actually pretty funny.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Did anyone see the graphic where Brady jumped on the table like the drunks in the Bills Mafia do? Then they showed his career record against the Bills. That was actually pretty funny.

lol, I did see that. I can't find a gif of it, but this is what you are talking about, right?

[verb_to_trust]

Lol yeah. Is that another guy about to jump in the background?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Lol yeah. Is that another guy about to jump in the background?

I don't know. But what was hilarious about this animation is that when Brady landed, he didn't stick it. He actually crashed through the table and fell down.

[verb_to_trust]

Isn't that what all the drunk Bills fans do though? I'm surprised nobody has died based on the videos I have seen.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Isn't that what all the drunk Bills fans do though? I'm surprised nobody has died based on the videos I have seen.

I don't know. I just thought it was hilarious to see Tom Brady doing it. Probably why he didn't have as good of a game last night.

[epilogue]

Demaryius Thomas being traded was expected.

But the Golden Tate trade feels surprising. I hadn't heard any rumblings about that at all.

[run2death]

Mr. Drops to the Texans?

Strange trade.

[guestT]

Tate's a FA after this season and Detroit wasn't going to give him a new contract anyway. There were rumors of a Tate for Gronk trade in the offseason.

[Peeps]

Demaryius Thomas being traded was expected.

But the Golden Tate trade feels surprising. I hadn't heard any rumblings about that at all.

need to get the pulse of the league tyler.....these breaking stories are whizzing right past you through your grips