Henry Cavill Is Kind of a Chode

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Henry Cavill Is Kind of a Chode

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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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What a beautiful man
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Legolas?
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I'm guessing dickface will be the top contender for the new Bond now that Idris is officially out.
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Nah. He’s smarter than that.
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I liked him in The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
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dimejinky99 wrote:Nah. He’s smarter than that.
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He’s a damn fine specimen of a man AND looks good in a suit. Bring it.
I don’t see him doing it though.
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he's a poor man's Dean Cain
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is it his fault for the costume and makeup?
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Henry Cavill interviews are pretty stupid.
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“When they came to me to say they wanted me to shave it off, I got it, because Superman doesn’t have a moustache,” he explains.
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“Tom did an amazing job. I’m not easily impressed – I know some people who are genuinely impressive, have done some mad, mad stuff, but Tom flying a helicopter in the mountains, I don’t know anyone else who can do that.”

He pauses for a moment. “Apart from my pilot, he can do that.”
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“The problem with fight choreography is it’s not useful in a real-life situation.”
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This thread has made me like Henry Cavill a lot more
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They did a pretty poor job of recreating the Witcher. Doesn't have the same style at all.
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Is he meant to be Geralt? Way too pretty. Where are the scars?
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Ello Sailor wrote:Is he meant to be Geralt? Way too pretty. Where are the scars?
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