Can we at least agree that using one Joy-Con as a tiny controller is not a viable long term controller option?run2death wrote:I have boney hands.Monkey_Driven wrote:Do you have tiny hands?run2death wrote:wrongMonkey_Driven wrote:The Joy Cons are perfectly competent controllers for handheld mode or multiplayer, but the Pro Controller is superior in almost every way.
Also the locking mechanism on my left joy con has been wonky since month two of owning the system. It's a really common problem.
I like the button layout on the Joy-Cons, the responsiveness of analog sticks and particularly LOVE the feeling of the Z triggers.
I've had no problems with the locking mechanism.
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Hand size has everything to do with this. I guess we all learned more about each others' penis sizes, too.
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I can definitely see if you have gross meat hooks for hands that the Joy-Cons would be a problem.
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Finger length ratio indicates penis size, not hand size.tree_ wrote:Hand size has everything to do with this. I guess we all learned more about each others' penis sizes, too.
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My fingers are girthy.
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whatever makes you feel better about yourself, brahtree_ wrote:Hand size has everything to do with this. I guess we all learned more about each others' penis sizes, too.
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I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.
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And I can confirm Pete has a bigger-than-average penis.
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what model is your pickup truck bro?tree_ wrote:My fingers are girthy.
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Are you using the slip grips thingies with the straps?cutuphalfdead wrote:I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.
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of course notMonkey_Driven wrote:Are you using the slip grips thingies with the straps?cutuphalfdead wrote:I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.
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Haha, I find they help minimize hand cramps for extended play sessions. Otherwise, they are kind of silly.cutuphalfdead wrote:of course notMonkey_Driven wrote:Are you using the slip grips thingies with the straps?cutuphalfdead wrote:I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.
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Playing Breath of the Wild with the Pro Controller now. This is good stuff.
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There ya go pal 
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I'm so happy for you. What a great starter pack of games.cutuphalfdead wrote:Playing Breath of the Wild with the Pro Controller now. This is good stuff.
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Pretty tempted to get Diablo III: Eternal Collection, looks like a shitload of bang for the buck.
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I can't stop playing Breath of the Wild.
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So much fun. I used to make up things to accomplish in my head. My favorite one that was really fun was finding all of the shrines. Still haven't found all 900+ korok seedscutuphalfdead wrote:I can't stop playing Breath of the Wild.
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I didn't use a guide to find all the shrines and it was probably the most fun I've ever had with an open world game. Just exploring every nook and cranny of the map. I can't wait to replay the whole thing in another year or two.E.H. Ruddock wrote:So much fun. I used to make up things to accomplish in my head. My favorite one that was really fun was finding all of the shrines. Still haven't found all 900+ korok seedscutuphalfdead wrote:I can't stop playing Breath of the Wild.