2018 Midterms

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Strat wrote:have we already laughed at the fact Hannity appeared on stage for trump at his rally or?
I think the response from Fox was even funnier.
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B wrote:
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McParadigm wrote:This is the most American thread of all time
I will vote for the pro-killing children candidates just to spite her.
What candidate was she canvassing for?
I dunno, but it eventually becomes the greatest story ever told.
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4/5 wrote:On behalf of the Great State of Florida, I’d like to thank Georgia for taking election chicanery to a level we’ve only previously dared to dream of. You’ve inspired us and I promise we’ll be ready for 2020.
There's a quote that I've seen going around being attributed to John Roberts but no one wants to post the source.

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it was so easy voting in my pajamas a week ago and dropping it in the mail
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ditto. :thumbsup:

downside: No "I Voted" sticker so I can't take a selfie for twitter. Oh wait, that's not a downside at all.
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Brian Kemp having trouble getting his vote to count is finger-kissing perfection.
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MSNBC reporter to person in line to vote: Did you have any trouble getting your vote heard

MSNBC reporter to future Star Wars nerd waiting in line for a midnight showing: So how was it
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Dear CNN,

Declaring a race "too early to call" is not a "Key Race Alert", it's instead a "No Shit, Sherlock" moment.
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bune wrote:
4/5 wrote:On behalf of the Great State of Florida, I’d like to thank Georgia for taking election chicanery to a level we’ve only previously dared to dream of. You’ve inspired us and I promise we’ll be ready for 2020.
There's a quote that I've seen going around being attributed to John Roberts but no one wants to post the source.

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I didn't think anyone else on here but me followed Lemieux on Twitter. I can guess with high confidence that he is sarcastically mocking Roberts's Shelby County opinion.
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Green Habit wrote:Dear CNN,

Declaring a race "too early to call" is not a "Key Race Alert", it's instead a "No Shit, Sherlock" moment.
BREAKING: NOTHING IS BREAKING
stay tuned for breaking
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To be fair they definitely only do this because they constantly need to tell people that they aren’t talking about special special you because they don’t know yet
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Comstock is done
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Come on Florida, hang in there!
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uh, what
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quit playing games with my heart, McP
NATHANIEL RAKICH8:27 PM
You may have noticed that our real-time forecast has moved toward Republicans in the House. It’s being too aggressive, in my opinion. The model sees that a bunch of “likely Republican” districts (particularly in Florida) are now 100 percent likely to go red. But there hasn’t been the chance for Democrats to clinch many equivalent likely Democratic districts.
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96583UP wrote:quit playing games with my heart, McP
NATHANIEL RAKICH8:27 PM
You may have noticed that our real-time forecast has moved toward Republicans in the House. It’s being too aggressive, in my opinion. The model sees that a bunch of “likely Republican” districts (particularly in Florida) are now 100 percent likely to go red. But there hasn’t been the chance for Democrats to clinch many equivalent likely Democratic districts.
And from the boss himself:
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