House of Cards (Netflix)
- BurtReynolds
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
Yeah it's a shame, even though the show is crap now. It would have been nice to get an ending.
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- BurtReynolds
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
Maybe bring in John Malkovich to play the role. Whats that guy been up to?
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
Killing him off between seasons or off camera is just not going to work. Underwood is the show.
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
Maybe they can Chef him
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
I want to MAKE LOVE to youu CHILDREN
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
No wait! I have an idea!
you skip ahead and do it mockumentary style. It's just interviews of the other characters talking about his downfall! Underwood only appears as still shots and grainy video of his assassination.
you skip ahead and do it mockumentary style. It's just interviews of the other characters talking about his downfall! Underwood only appears as still shots and grainy video of his assassination.
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
IIII want to stick my balls inside YOUR rectum!, Kyle
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
Season 6 episode 1 review:
Real bad
Real bad
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
I never finished the last season, and don't think I'll start this one. This show has been mostly terrible ever since they got rid of Freddy's BBQ joint.
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
The whole thing just feels like it's designed specifically to be shared in gif form on tumblr, with the caption "YASS QUEEN". Hollow pandering to shake off the Spacey stink. There is a line in ep1 (the only one of s6 I've seen so far, to be fair) where Claire Underwood goes "the first woman president isn't going to keep her mouth shut!". That's when I knew it was going to suck
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
Season 1 was good. Season 2 was great. Season 3 was OK. Season 4 was terrible and I stopped watching.
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
I want to see Zoe's ass again. And that's never going to happen.
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Re: House of Cards (Netflix)
S1>S2>>>>>>S3>>S4>>>>>>>>>>>>S5>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>S6
From terrific to terrible in 5 years.
From terrific to terrible in 5 years.