Kitchen Mistakes

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue February 06, 2018 11:41 pm

One time I baked bacon

lennytheweedwhacker · Tue February 06, 2018 11:44 pm

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Tue February 06, 2018 11:57 pm

our ausssie friend always bakes bacon when he stays here

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Tue November 20, 2018 2:53 am

i sliced my right thumb again on the mandoline...stupid radish

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Tue November 20, 2018 3:19 am

from the ashes of tonkotsu

lennytheweedwhacker · Tue November 20, 2018 3:41 am

tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:i sliced my right thumb again on the mandoline...stupid radish
the worst, usually really sensitive for about a week

ever dipped your wiener in ice cream? be honest

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Tue November 20, 2018 3:48 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:i sliced my right thumb again on the mandoline...stupid radish
the worst, usually really sensitive for about a week
ever dipped your wiener in ice cream? be honest

does gelato count?

lennytheweedwhacker · Tue November 20, 2018 3:51 am

tragabigzanda wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:i sliced my right thumb again on the mandoline...stupid radish
the worst, usually really sensitive for about a week
ever dipped your wiener in ice cream? be honest
does gelato count?

yeah sure

Post by **96583UP** » Tue November 20, 2018 3:51 am

tragabigzanda wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:i sliced my right thumb again on the mandoline...stupid radish
the worst, usually really sensitive for about a week
ever dipped your wiener in ice cream? be honest
i worship a very, very black jesus. like wesley snipes black. so, yes

i mean i guess this makes sense. and i guess it must have been chocolate ice cream then

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun November 25, 2018 6:45 pm

how'd everyone's thanksgiving gravy turn out?

Electromatic · Post by **Electromatic** » Tue November 27, 2018 7:05 pm

Turkey was awesome! Smoked for 12 hrs at 200. Wine Brined. I didn't get much by way of drippings, but I made due with what I had, Gravy was not my best effort.

Unfortunately although I greased, I neglected to flour the bundt pan for the pound cake so while it was delicious, it was ugly as all get out because It stuck to the friggin pan.

dimejinky99 · Post by **dimejinky99** » Tue November 27, 2018 7:18 pm

doug rr wrote:our ausssie friend always bakes bacon when he stays here

is there another way to cook a bacon joint?

wease · Post by **wease** » Wed January 23, 2019 2:02 pm

Last night, I was making a brown butter sauce to go over our pork chops (which was delicious, btw) and as I kept stirring the butter, I decided to taste it. The spoon was fucking hotter the hell and I burned the inside of my mouth. I have blisters on both sides of my inner cheeks. It fucking hurts.

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Wed January 23, 2019 2:15 pm

That's the kind of mistake you learn from. Ouch.

wease · Post by **wease** » Wed January 23, 2019 4:37 pm

Annnnnnnd. The blisters have burst. Now just raw and painful.

dimejinky99 · Post by **dimejinky99** » Wed January 23, 2019 4:42 pm

Let me go owwwwww
Like a blister in the tongue
Let me go owwwww

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed January 23, 2019 4:46 pm

wease wrote:Annnnnnnd. The blisters have burst. Now just raw and painful.

been there a few times with hot pizza..enjoy

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed May 01, 2019 11:32 pm

so, I made my normal home made pasta sauce about 90 minutes ago and let it simmer on low..i taste tested it and something wasn't right and realized it tasted like soap...I'm really into cleaning my pots and pans and not leaving in soap suds on them but i think i missed this one..i just tossed it all out and am about to start over with a new pot..if i taste anything that tastes like soap i want to throw up...dinner delayed

Chris_H_2 · Post by **Chris_H_2** » Wed May 01, 2019 11:40 pm

doug rr wrote:so, I made my normal home made pasta sauce about 90 minutes ago and let it simmer on low..i taste tested it and something wasn't right and realized it tasted like soap...I'm really into cleaning my pots and pans and not leaving in soap suds on them but i think i missed this one..i just tossed it all out and am about to start over with a new pot..if i taste anything that tastes like soap i want to throw up...dinner delayed

it's probably a brain tumor

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Thu May 02, 2019 12:02 am

Chris_H_2 wrote:
doug rr wrote:so, I made my normal home made pasta sauce about 90 minutes ago and let it simmer on low..i taste tested it and something wasn't right and realized it tasted like soap...I'm really into cleaning my pots and pans and not leaving in soap suds on them but i think i missed this one..i just tossed it all out and am about to start over with a new pot..if i taste anything that tastes like soap i want to throw up...dinner delayed
it's probably a brain tumor

it did cross my mind

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