Film: Artemis Fowl (Brannagh) 2019

[dimejinky99]

Delighted to hear this is being brought to the screen. It’s die hard with leprechauns and fairies and a 12 year old criminal genius.


Twelve-year-old Artemis Fowl is the most ingenious criminal mastermind in history. With two trusty sidekicks in tow, he hatches a cunning plot to divest the fairyfolk of their pot of gold. Of course, he isn’t foolish enough to believe in all that “gold at the end of the rainbow” nonsense. Rather, he knows that the only way to separate the little people from their stash is to kidnap one of them and wait for the ransom to arrive. But when the time comes to put his plan into action, he doesn’t count on the appearance of the extrasmall, pointy-eared Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon (Lower Elements Police Reconnaisance) Unit–and her senior officer, Commander Root, a man (sorry, elf) who will stop at nothing to get her back. [Amazon]

[Anders]

Sounds interesting. I have been thinking about reading the book for years.

[dimejinky99]

Teaser is finally here. I loved this book i hope they nail this. Is that thom York I hear?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i f*cking hate the title

[Anders]

Watching this now.

[Anders]

Actually an awful movie.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i f*cking hate the title

i thought this again as soon as I saw the thread title

[dimejinky99]

Yeah they completely fucked it up.

A genuine shame Cos the books are fantastic.

[ghost]

i f*cking hate the title

i thought this again as soon as I saw the thread title

more like fartemis bowel

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i f*cking hate the title

i thought this again as soon as I saw the thread title

more like fartemis bowel

that would be better