Do We Have a Quotes Thread?

[knee tunes]

"The week is not a fucking movie"

--Skitch@

[BurtReynolds]

Indeed

[malice]

The truth is of course is that there is no journey. We are arriving and departing all at the same time.

David Bowie

[BurtReynolds]

one for the money
two for the money
three for the money
money money money

- Babymetal

[BurtReynolds]

There is but one truly serious philosophical problem and that is "but can I fuck it?"

[contamination]

Should there be 'hot quotes' thread?

[BurtReynolds]

[Bammer]

“If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor he’d be pralines and dick.”

[BurtReynolds]

"Delicious animals don't go extinct."

[knee tunes]

"Twitter is completely stifling free speech"

--Donald J Trump

[BurtReynolds]

[BurtReynolds]

[BurtReynolds]

A man goes to a psychotherapist. Says he’s depressed, his life feels pointless.

Therapist says “I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outta gum.”

Man says, “but doctor, I’m not out of gum!”

[Jorge]

[spike]

[Ms Harmless]

"I like girls. You know that, right? I’m not into boys."

"I wasn’t… I… Totally. That’s fine."

"Okay. I’m just making sure. What about you? Do you like girls?"

"I don’t… I don’t know."

"Boys?"

"I… I think that I like TV shows...

"When I think about that stuff, it feels like someone took a shovel and dug out all my insides. And I know there’s nothing in there, but I’m still too nervous to open myself up and check. I know there’s something wrong with me. My parents know it too, even if they don’t say anything. Do you ever feel like that?"

"I don’t know. Maybe you’re like Isabel… afraid of what’s inside you."

[BurtReynolds]

Listen, Ducklescence, he whispered. You will never know what the world is made of. The only thing that’s certain is that it’s not made of the world. As you close upon some mathematical description of reality you cant help but lose what is being described. Every inquiry displaces what is addressed. A moment in time is a fact, not a possibility. The world will take your life. But above all and lastly the world does not know that you are here. You think that you understand this. But you dont. Not in your heart you dont. If you did you would be terrified. And you’re not. Not yet. And now, good night.

[washing machine]

I'll often say "there's my javelina" when I find an object I misplaced. It's been years since I've seen The Royal Tenenbaums, but so many lines from that film live in my head forever.