The Official MMA Thread

[run2death]

I understand that you have to guard against the chokes, but when a dude has his legs wrapped around your midsection, I'd punch the shit out of his shins. That shit hurts like a motherfucker.

[Rangi Guy]

I understand that you have to guard against the chokes, but when a dude has his legs wrapped around your midsection, I'd punch the shit out of his shins. That shit hurts like a motherfucker.

Not a chance. When he's got you like that you can't get decent purchase on your hits to the leg.....and as you mentioned - you open yourself up for the choke.

[run2death]

ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ

[Stickman]

Welp

[run2death]

Bring on Jones.

[Stickman]

Ooooooo, possible Cormier VS Lesnar!

[run2death]

Who the fuck cares about Lesnar?

[Stickman]

Incredible cross over appeal and if it wasnt for his diverticulitis, hed probably still be HW champ.

[run2death]

I'm sure he's REALLY happy not to fight the guy he lost to.

[Ello Sailor]

The way DC is wrecking everyone just makes JJ look that much better. What a waste. Hope he stays clean this time around.

[Stickman]

Holy fuck, if you haven't watched the Rodriguez/Zombie fight, go watch it now. Right down to the last second with a crazy ending!

[Ello Sailor]

That elbow makes no sense to me. What the hell. He crumpled like a dead man.

[Stickman]

That elbow makes no sense to me. What the hell. He crumpled like a dead man.

It was basically the equivalent to an upper cut, only more solid with the elbow. Fuckin crazy timing.

[Stickman]

Sooooo, Dana not a huge De La Hoya fan.

[Stickman]

This Style Bender kid is the future.

[Rangi Guy]

This Style Bender kid is the future.

Part of me thinks I should be rooting for this guy since he's from here, but I don't like his cocky attitude

[run2death]

Really looking forward to Jones-Gustafsson 2 next weekend.

It's really Jon's only close fight and I'd like to see him dismantle Gustafsson this time so he can destroy fatty Cormier on the next one.

[Rangi Guy]

Really looking forward to Jones-Gustafsson 2 next weekend.

It's really Jon's only close fight and I'd like to see him dismantle Gustafsson this time so he can destroy fatty Cormier on the next one.

Plus, the drama doesn't really end once the fight is over. Then we have weeks of speculation after Jones fails another drug test

[Rangi Guy]

Really looking forward to Jones-Gustafsson 2 next weekend.

It's really Jon's only close fight and I'd like to see him dismantle Gustafsson this time so he can destroy fatty Cormier on the next one.

Plus, the drama doesn't really end once the fight is over. Then we have weeks of speculation after Jones fails another drug test

Oh - I was wrong. He'll test positive early so they have to move the whole event on a weeks notice so Jon can still fight. The drama started early this time

[PHATJ]

Really looking forward to Jones-Gustafsson 2 next weekend.

It's really Jon's only close fight and I'd like to see him dismantle Gustafsson this time so he can destroy fatty Cormier on the next one.

Plus, the drama doesn't really end once the fight is over. Then we have weeks of speculation after Jones fails another drug test

Oh - I was wrong. He'll test positive early so they have to move the whole event on a weeks notice so Jon can still fight. The drama started early this time

This is gold. Jon Jones is such a fuckhead.