Warren Haynes Christmas Jam 2018 -- B&P

[krooschev]

Just made it back guys from Hell and Back. Nevertheless, as of December 6th, I am officially a Mech Engineer from the renowned, difficult-as-fuck University of Alabama in Huntsville.

Almost cancelled my graduation vacation with Bonus cash etc, (have supplied to Boeing-NASA for the SLS project singlehandedly while living with my folks in Athens, Alabama). Difficult life, even today, but I am the first engineer anything in my family. I have recorded, mixed, and now mastered 100's of songs myself thanks to you guys, Oink, what, etc, and owe you a ton.

So if nobody has discussed, as I commonly just read here, Asheville, NC was an absolute phenomenon, me wearing my hard-earned Soungdgarden 2017 monkey see, monkey do shirt (their peak imo, Detroit fans are assholes w cameras, imo), it was magic on wheels, except the wheels could not roll, or at least without chains, because it was fuckin' snowing. Record snow that weekend.

They kept playing as long as we were still drinking. And for safety's sake, with the downtown hills coming out of that place, you did not want too many people stumbling out at the same time, if you know what I mean. I still mourn Chris Cornell deeply, but suddenly realized what I was wearing, monkey man shirt, to which I've worn in to several casual Friday Boeing-SLS meetings at Wildwood, where I work, 40 man company across the airport, riverside, and freaked myself out. Had to strip down to find my Lightning Bolt long-sleeve black tee my mom got me for Xmas cpl years prior.

Anyways that was the rest of the night, honestly fighting the worst toe cramps from chick night before, man, but was the most inspirational event I will ever attend again. You couldn't pull that off again, Dave Grohl laughing when I basically told that fucker with the god damn camera perfectly positioned right of my line of view, which was finally off the barracks, toe cramps and all, but a fresh $10 Not-a-Coors-Light something or another.

"Dude, you gotta drop that down. I mean I'm standing right back there." A lil vector arrow line-of-sight hand gesture instantly embarassed him, and he obeyed. I paid for my spot too, and fucker, you are not going literally put your cell phone right in front of my face.

As he sung Everlong, long time coming, I really just studied how many fuckers, were literally not paying attention at all, recording something, they couldn't do nothing with anyways, because they are wobbly, drunk, tripping, shaking so bad, it'll be blurry anyways.

I told that dude, "You know this is all going on Youtube, before you get home anyways," and just pointed around at everyone of the other fuckers, in the same "Smart" phone boat, obliviously rejecting the magic of that moment, and I realized, I've got to quit myself. Inspiration does not like the lens. It likes the piezo.

Rest tight lads, and a Merry Fuckin' Christmas, and a Hefty Roll Fuckin' Tide

Joey Tittle
21-12-2018

[96583UP]

please ban this person

[wease]

Warren Haynes is a fucking god.

[washing machine]

please ban this person

He's my new favorite lenny

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

GREAT BAND NAME:

Chick Knight & the Toe Cramps

OR

Chick Knight & the Cramped Toes

Take your pick

[lennytheweedwhacker]

[The Argonaut]

awww, lenny's first meet-up!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

awww, lenny's first meet-up!

he frightens me

[The Argonaut]

Dinner wife thank you thank you thank you

[lennytheweedwhacker]

They have a job, you can trust this person

do you think he knows the librarian?

[The Argonaut]

Dinner wife thank you thank you thank you

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I bet they're married to each other

why would you say that

[96583UP]

bomp