
Breakfast (and strat's talk about Puffins)
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A delicious omelette
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there is not enough Puffin talk in this thread
we have strayed from our core values
we have strayed from our core values
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Over medium eggs, sausage, avocado
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You’re using the term “we” pretty freely for someone who has only been here for about five and a half years96583UP wrote:there is not enough Puffin talk in this thread
we have strayed from our core values
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96583UP wrote:there is not enough Puffin talk in this thread
we have strayed from our core values
So i made kind of a religious pilgrimage to skellig Michael. It’s one of the biggest puffin colonies In the world.
There’s puffins everywhere. You’re warned before you even go up the endless stairs that they nest underneath
The flagstones you walk on. So be careful in case you crush their eggs.
The puffins have no natural fear of us and just sit watching you. The vibe is definitely you’re interfering in their space.
And they will let you know.
Just with dismissive looks and standoffishness.
But they’re still friendly.
I’m baffled how they can fly with such short weird awkward wings. But they can.
No idea how they make that massive immigration every year but they manage it somehow.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Baked avocados
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Re: Breakfast (and strat's talk about Puffins)
Leftover carnitas got tossed into scrambled eggs for breakfast this morning and there’s still so much pork left to go. Maybe I’ll slop some on top of a bowl of farro tomorrow.
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Sounds delicious
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that's fucking amazingdimejinky99 wrote:96583UP wrote:there is not enough Puffin talk in this thread
we have strayed from our core values
So i made kind of a religious pilgrimage to skellig Michael. It’s one of the biggest puffin colonies In the world.
There’s puffins everywhere. You’re warned before you even go up the endless stairs that they nest underneath
The flagstones you walk on. So be careful in case you crush their eggs.
The puffins have no natural fear of us and just sit watching you. The vibe is definitely you’re interfering in their space.
And they will let you know.
Just with dismissive looks and standoffishness.
But they’re still friendly.
I’m baffled how they can fly with such short weird awkward wings. But they can.
No idea how they make that massive immigration every year but they manage it somehow.
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Re: Breakfast (and strat's talk about Puffins)
you get to know a group of people really well once you've had sex with everyone’s parents as an actor on trag’s hardcore internet porn websiteBammer wrote:You’re using the term “we” pretty freely for someone who has only been here for about five and a half years96583UP wrote:there is not enough Puffin talk in this thread
we have strayed from our core values
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True, true96583UP wrote:you get to know a group of people really well once you've had sex with everyone’s parents as an actor on trag’s hardcore internet porn websiteBammer wrote:You’re using the term “we” pretty freely for someone who has only been here for about five and a half years96583UP wrote:there is not enough Puffin talk in this thread
we have strayed from our core values
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Spinach omelette and bacon
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Corned beef hash, over medium eggs, bacon
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Re: Breakfast (and strat's talk about Puffins)
Roasted peaches, raspberries and coconut yoghurt with a vanilla granola.
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Re: Breakfast (and strat's talk about Puffins)
Lately it's been 2 fruit cups from the office cafeteria.
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Re: Breakfast (and strat's talk about Puffins)
real fruit or canned fruit in heavy syrup?cutuphalfdead wrote:Lately it's been 2 fruit cups from the office cafeteria.
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real fruit what the fuck kind of person do you take me for?doug rr wrote:real fruit or canned fruit in heavy syrup?cutuphalfdead wrote:Lately it's been 2 fruit cups from the office cafeteria.
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just checkingcutuphalfdead wrote:real fruit what the fuck kind of person do you take me for?doug rr wrote:real fruit or canned fruit in heavy syrup?cutuphalfdead wrote:Lately it's been 2 fruit cups from the office cafeteria.