The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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Good find, bune
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40% favor a wall, 58% oppose. Among those groups, voters opposing a wall are 16 points more likely to reject any offer by the other side. Meanwhile, 60% of the country blames Trump or Republicans for the shutdown, compared to 30% (guess who that is) blaming Democrats.
Once again Trump deftly maneuvers Republicans into being helplessly trapped between the voters they need in order to win primaries and the ones they need to win elections.
Once again Trump deftly maneuvers Republicans into being helplessly trapped between the voters they need in order to win primaries and the ones they need to win elections.
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bune wrote:https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/01/16/dubious-splendor-thousand-hamburgers/?utm_term=.9a65e08f2708
She's pretty good for a girl.
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Vanity Fair:
The shutdown and related chaos has pushed Donald Trump’s approval rating to new lows, with even Rasmussen, his polling happy place, pegging him at 43 percent. But the White House believes this is only the beginning of his troubles. In recent days, according to a source briefed on the conversation, Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani has told people privately that he expects Robert Mueller to deliver the first installment of his report, dealing with obstruction of justice, “within the month.” “Rudy thinks it will be soon," said a person who’s spoken with Giuliani. “It’s only a matter of time.”
Giuliani, of course, has been wrong before about Mueller’s timing. In May, Giuliani claimed that the special counsel could be wrapped up by September 1. (Giuliani’s prior claim was seen as a strategy to pressure Mueller into completing his report before the 2018 midterms.) This time, however, Giuliani’s forecast about Mueller’s next move seems to be driven by his fears that the report will be “horrific” for Trump. According to a source, Giuliani recently told a close associate that he’s “very worried about the report.” The mounting pressure has also strained Giuliani’s relationship with Trump. “Rudy hates the job,” a Republican briefed on Giuliani’s thinking told me. “Trump is very hard to deal with.” (Giuliani didn’t return a call seeking comment).
Complicating matters is the shutdown, which has consumed Trump’s attention. A prominent Republican close to the White House told me that Trump is essentially winging it when it comes to shutdown talks with Democrats. “People are looking around asking, ‘What’s the play call?’” the Republican said. “He’s calling plays from the line of scrimmage.” “This was not played well. He’s in a pickle now, and I don’t see a way out.”
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We all could've stopped reading there.McParadigm wrote:Rudy thinks
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As noted in the article, prior claims were made to the media with deceptive purpose. This is a private concession that he’s afraid...which is ultimately also a concession that he considers his client guilty.Simple Torture wrote:We all could've stopped reading there.McParadigm wrote:Rudy thinks
It’s like someone telling you they killed their wife and you responding “pfft, when I asked last week you said you didn’t do it. I’m supposed to believe you now?”
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McParadigm wrote:Nancy Pelosi is fucking vicious

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To recap: first, she cancelled the SotU, citing security concerns related to the shutdown.
Asked by reporters about the decision, she flippantly gave Trump permission to do it from the Oval Office...making it a reasonable option so long as his voting base isnt addicted to toxic masculinity and to not ever allowing a woman to dictate terms to them. In which case it now becomes an emasculating option.
Asked by reporters about the decision, she flippantly gave Trump permission to do it from the Oval Office...making it a reasonable option so long as his voting base isnt addicted to toxic masculinity and to not ever allowing a woman to dictate terms to them. In which case it now becomes an emasculating option.
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this is pelosi's big moment in history and she's not disappointing
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Rudy Giuliani: "I killed my cousin."McParadigm wrote:As noted in the article, prior claims were made to the media with deceptive purpose. This is a private concession that he’s afraid...which is ultimately also a concession that he considers his client guilty.Simple Torture wrote:We all could've stopped reading there.McParadigm wrote:Rudy thinks
It’s like someone telling you they killed their wife and you responding “pfft, when I asked last week you said you didn’t do it. I’m supposed to believe you now?”
Me: "At least your wife is okay."
Rudy: "..."
Me: ::look of horror::
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Ted Cruz: “I can think of exactly two great movies we can make based on this story!”Simple Torture wrote:Rudy Giuliani: "I killed my cousin."McParadigm wrote:As noted in the article, prior claims were made to the media with deceptive purpose. This is a private concession that he’s afraid...which is ultimately also a concession that he considers his client guilty.Simple Torture wrote:We all could've stopped reading there.McParadigm wrote:Rudy thinks
It’s like someone telling you they killed their wife and you responding “pfft, when I asked last week you said you didn’t do it. I’m supposed to believe you now?”
Me: "At least your wife is okay."
Rudy: "..."
Me: ::look of horror::
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i would bang her in gratitude many times over if i couldcutuphalfdead wrote:this is pelosi's big moment in history and she's not disappointing
On Trump’s border wall
“It’s like a manhood thing for him. As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing."
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“I never said there was no collusion.” - Rudy “Crushing It” Giuliani
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Trump 2020: I Never Said There Was No Collusion
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What?!? Did he actually say this?McParadigm wrote:“I never said there was no collusion.” - Rudy “Crushing It” Giuliani
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No collusion between Trump and Russia, but I don't know about his aideswease wrote:What?!? Did he actually say this?McParadigm wrote:“I never said there was no collusion.” - Rudy “Crushing It” Giuliani
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I expect to wake up tomorrow to see 100 [Arrested Development Narrator] "Actually, he did" [/Arrested Development Narrator] clips.
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