The title of that thread is "Post here when hungover"
I was hungover and saw that Pearl Jam had added a GIFT CARDS tab to their official website and I thought it was stupid.
mystery solved
now for your next great caper.....
you'll need to assemble an elite team of codebreakers:
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Lament wrote:The "other" Eddie is actually 2014 Ed, who was visiting him in Sean Penn's time machine. Young Eddie was concerned cause Old Ed promised him some killer stock tips and/or weed.
But in the normal Grinch fashion,
he used that rapport
to sell for top dollar
what he'd bought in a store!
And as young Ed inhaled,
and found it quite wanting,
that evil old miser
with a grimace quite haunting,
said "Listen to me,
and I'll make you money!
Write songs about sirens.
Don't laugh, it's not funny!
Write songs about fixing,
about piled high plates!
But more than all that,
write songs about waves!
You don't have to edit.
No, don't worry at all.
They'll buy and they'll buy,
no matter the songs!
Now you've made it! Hooray!
You won't have a care!
Except, I've bad news
about the state of your hair...