What celebrities have you met?

[Stardog Champion]

Mike McCready, who was beyond nice
Alanis Morissette
Frank Thomas - largest human I've ever met

My friend went on a couple dates with Frank Thomas. I was at her apartment when he called one time, this was before she told me his name. She was like, "that was Frank on the phone. "

Her roommate: Tell him Frank's last name.
Friend: He's not gonna know him. He's not a big deal.
Roommate: Tell him!
Friend: (to me) He's a ball player. His name is Frank Thomas.
Me:

I told her he was married and had kids and stuff. I have no idea if she ever went out with him again.

You may have ruined her chance at some quality Frank Thomas hush money.

[Jorge]

i talked to her

Did i [...] talk to her? No.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i talked to her

Did i [...] talk to her? No.

he's not going to rehash this!

[epilogue]

Mike McCready, who was beyond nice
Alanis Morissette
Frank Thomas - largest human I've ever met

My friend went on a couple dates with Frank Thomas. I was at her apartment when he called one time, this was before she told me his name. She was like, "that was Frank on the phone. "

Her roommate: Tell him Frank's last name.
Friend: He's not gonna know him. He's not a big deal.
Roommate: Tell him!
Friend: (to me) He's a ball player. His name is Frank Thomas.
Me:

I told her he was married and had kids and stuff. I have no idea if she ever went out with him again.

You may have ruined her chance at some quality Frank Thomas hush money.

Welp...

[daft twat]

Drew Barrymore
The actor that played the teacher who fucked the student on Boston Public
Keanu Reeves

[epilogue]

Tell us more about the Keanu meeting, please.

[tree_]

i forrest whitaker

He came to see our show a few months ago. Way smaller and thinner than I expected.

Joey.....what is your show please?

Beautiful: The Carole King Musical

https://beautifulonbroadway.com/about/cast-creative/

Which one are you?

[bart]

Mike McCready, who was beyond nice
Alanis Morissette
Frank Thomas - largest human I've ever met

My friend went on a couple dates with Frank Thomas. I was at her apartment when he called one time, this was before she told me his name. She was like, "that was Frank on the phone. "

Her roommate: Tell him Frank's last name.
Friend: He's not gonna know him. He's not a big deal.
Roommate: Tell him!
Friend: (to me) He's a ball player. His name is Frank Thomas.
Me:

I told her he was married and had kids and stuff. I have no idea if she ever went out with him again.

My friend had the same thing happen only it was Dave Thomas

[wease]

Mike McCready, who was beyond nice
Alanis Morissette
Frank Thomas - largest human I've ever met

My friend went on a couple dates with Frank Thomas. I was at her apartment when he called one time, this was before she told me his name. She was like, "that was Frank on the phone. "

Her roommate: Tell him Frank's last name.
Friend: He's not gonna know him. He's not a big deal.
Roommate: Tell him!
Friend: (to me) He's a ball player. His name is Frank Thomas.
Me:

I told her he was married and had kids and stuff. I have no idea if she ever went out with him again.

My friend had the same thing happen only it was Dave Thomas

Founder of Wendy’s?

[Rangi Guy]

Ed Ved
Billy Corgan
Tom Morello
The Innocent Criminals
Bill Bailey
Viggo Mortensen
Stephen Adams

[Jorge]

They're called Silverchair now, Rangi

[Rangi Guy]

Oh - and all the chaps from Shihad

[epilogue]

Mike McCready, who was beyond nice
Alanis Morissette
Frank Thomas - largest human I've ever met

My friend went on a couple dates with Frank Thomas. I was at her apartment when he called one time, this was before she told me his name. She was like, "that was Frank on the phone. "

Her roommate: Tell him Frank's last name.
Friend: He's not gonna know him. He's not a big deal.
Roommate: Tell him!
Friend: (to me) He's a ball player. His name is Frank Thomas.
Me:

I told her he was married and had kids and stuff. I have no idea if she ever went out with him again.

My friend had the same thing happen only it was Dave Thomas

Founder of Wendy’s?

Is there any other?

[wease]

Mike McCready, who was beyond nice
Alanis Morissette
Frank Thomas - largest human I've ever met

My friend went on a couple dates with Frank Thomas. I was at her apartment when he called one time, this was before she told me his name. She was like, "that was Frank on the phone. "

Her roommate: Tell him Frank's last name.
Friend: He's not gonna know him. He's not a big deal.
Roommate: Tell him!
Friend: (to me) He's a ball player. His name is Frank Thomas.
Me:

I told her he was married and had kids and stuff. I have no idea if she ever went out with him again.

My friend had the same thing happen only it was Dave Thomas

Founder of Wendy’s?

Is there any other?

Hell no!

[daft twat]

Tell us more about the Keanu meeting, please.

It was at something called Now and Zen Fest in Goldengate Park. Went to see Beck, and Keanu’s band played and then signed autographs. When I got to him, I said, “Vaya con Dios,” and he did his signature head cock and said thanks. He’s a lovely dude. I wish the meeting was more organic, but whatevs.

The Drew Barrymore meeting was way more interesting. It was in London. We were looking for the Hard Rock. It had burnt down, but a bunch of stuff was saved and housed across the street, including an Eddie acoustic with the lyrics to Elderly Woman cellophane to the top of the guitar. I got to hold it. We happened to see Drew in the street, and I asked if she would take a pic with my wife. She was super cool and had one of her people take one of all of us, including her at the time bf - the drummer from the Strokes. I had a PJ Vitalogy Health Club jacket on, and he wanted to talk PJ. It was pretty neat.

[epilogue]

Awesome story

Keanu is such a genuinely great human. I love him so much.