Pickup hoops
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Re: Pickup hoops
I didn't know Reggie Evans was nicknamed the collector. That's a cool one.
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Re: Pickup hoops
bammer would dominate skinny azz verb in the paint
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: Pickup hoops
he has the highest vertical leap of any rmerverb_to_trust wrote:Bammer is short
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This is debatable but I do have some nasty post moves even for my height.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:he has the highest vertical leap of any rmerverb_to_trust wrote:Bammer is short
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trust me, you doBammer wrote:This is debatable but I do have some nasty post moves even for my height.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:he has the highest vertical leap of any rmerverb_to_trust wrote:Bammer is short
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: Pickup hoops
you get peeps...bammer gets yao ming
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I don’t know if it was self-appointed or if it was given to him by Kevin Colabro. Either way Colabro seemed to really enjoy saying “Tha Collecta!”verb_to_trust wrote:I didn't know Reggie Evans was nicknamed the collector. That's a cool one.
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i will fuck shit upverb_to_trust wrote:Alright, get me Peeps
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Portlandverb_to_trust wrote:Colabro is the best. Is he still doing games for someone?
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here is some old footage of me (they spelled my name wrong)
still think you fools have a chance?
still think you fools have a chance?
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But have you ever dribbled around your defender’s back on your way to a fast break layup?
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im successful with that maybe twice every nine attempts
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That’s a lot of guys taking bad angles at you around half court.Peeps wrote:im successful with that maybe twice every nine attempts
I am 1-for-1.
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probably my best fake on a defender was a G (non starter) for a state championship team here in PA. jonathan baldwin who played football at pitt and then with Kansas City and maybe another team was on the court and i thought he got hurt laughing so hard at how i fooled his friend.
it was a simple 1-1 me coming down on this kid and he got cocky. once i hit the top of the key i picked up my dribble and faked a pass to my left. kid bit fucking hard as in he immediately changed directions and lunged at the ball as i pulled it back and finger rolled in a lay up
game stopped for a few minutes as everyone laughed and i assumed this kid was going to want to fight me for disrespecting him in front of his boys but he just laughed it off and shook my hand
it was a simple 1-1 me coming down on this kid and he got cocky. once i hit the top of the key i picked up my dribble and faked a pass to my left. kid bit fucking hard as in he immediately changed directions and lunged at the ball as i pulled it back and finger rolled in a lay up
game stopped for a few minutes as everyone laughed and i assumed this kid was going to want to fight me for disrespecting him in front of his boys but he just laughed it off and shook my hand
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?