New England Patriots

[lennytheweedwhacker]

f*ckin’ laser pointing cheaters

[spike]

i could shine a laser pointer into lenny's face all day and it wouldn't affect his posting in the slightest

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i, uh

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/patriots-j ... 16799.html

[Coach]

I'm just glad that he did what he needed to do to get his knee right and only have to get suspended for four games. Great deal.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i like the pats, but boy do i hate edelman

[epilogue]

i like the pats, but boy do i hate edelman

You're an enigma of the highest order.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i like the pats, but boy do i hate edelman

You're an enigma of the highest order.

thanks!

[epilogue]

i like the pats, but boy do i hate edelman

You're an enigma of the highest order.

thanks!

No, no. Thank YOU.

[rick malone]

The Brady 6:

1. In his first Super Bowl victory, Tom(with the defense's help) vanquished Kurt Warner. Kurt, the leader of "The Greatest Show on Turf", never really recovered from this loss. He took a few too many hits(in this era of the NFL hitting the QB was not penalized) and resurfaced in Arizona some years later where he lead the Cardinals to a storybook run to The Big Game. Victory was within his grasp but was not to be as the Arizona Cardinals are simply a cursed franchise.

2. In victory #2, Tom took down the ragin' cajun Jake Delhomme. Delhomme was a nice player but not in the Great One's league. Jake "The Snake" made it back to the conference title game two years later but never played in another Bowl. He was lost at sea a few years after retirement.

3. Donovan McNabb was victim #3. Apparently sick after going hog wild at the buffets all week, McNabb put up a fight but his insides and a whining T.O. were too much to overcome. Made it back to the NFC title game but never another Super Bowl, McNabb is now best known for not knowing there are ties in the NFL.

4. Russell Wilson-Threw the pick heard round the world as the Seahawks coaching staff snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Hasn't come close to making it back to the Bowl and has turned full villain by divorcing his dying wife to marry a Vegas stripper.

5. Matt Ryan-Couldn't hang on to a huge second half lead and his team has looked shell-shocked since. Still has a chance to get back to the big game if given the right pieces to work with. If all else fails, could sign with New England as the back up to Tom Terrific and finally have a real shot at a ring.

6. Jared Goff-Probably no one named Jared could win a Super Bowl and he looked overwhelmed by the moment. Still has plenty of time to get a chance to lose to Tom again.

[Electromatic]

The Brady 6:

1. In his first Super Bowl victory, Tom(with the defense's help) vanquished Kurt Warner. Kurt, the leader of "The Greatest Show on Turf", never really recovered from this loss. He took a few too many hits(in this era of the NFL hitting the QB was not penalized) and resurfaced in Arizona some years later where he lead the Cardinals to a storybook run to The Big Game. Victory was within his grasp but was not to be as the Arizona Cardinals are simply a cursed franchise.

2. In victory #2, Tom took down the ragin' cajun Jake Delhomme. Delhomme was a nice player but not in the Great One's league. Jake "The Snake" made it back to the conference title game two years later but never played in another Bowl. He was lost at sea a few years after retirement.

3. Donovan McNabb was victim #3. Apparently sick after going hog wild at the buffets all week, McNabb put up a fight but his insides and a whining T.O. were too much to overcome. Made it back to the NFC title game but never another Super Bowl, McNabb is now best known for not knowing there are ties in the NFL.

4. Russell Wilson-Threw the pick heard round the world as the Seahawks coaching staff snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Hasn't come close to making it back to the Bowl and has turned full villain by divorcing his dying wife to marry a Vegas stripper.

5. Matt Ryan-Couldn't hang on to a huge second half lead and his team has looked shell-shocked since. Still has a chance to get back to the big game if given the right pieces to work with. If all else fails, could sign with New England as the back up to Tom Terrific and finally have a real shot at a ring.

6. Jared Goff-Probably no one named Jared could win a Super Bowl and he looked overwhelmed by the moment. Still has plenty of time to get a chance to lose to Tom again.

what did 5 have to do with Matt Ryan? Hell 4 had nothing to do with Wilson.

Absolutely horrible coaching in both games. Pete Carroll in one and Pete Carroll disciple in the other. The most overrated coach in sports.

Run the ball, win the game. Flavor Flav level hype men and that's it.

If you could only win with bullshit slogans and nonsense.

[Bammer]

The Brady 6:

1. In his first Super Bowl victory, Tom(with the defense's help) vanquished Kurt Warner. Kurt, the leader of "The Greatest Show on Turf", never really recovered from this loss. He took a few too many hits(in this era of the NFL hitting the QB was not penalized) and resurfaced in Arizona some years later where he lead the Cardinals to a storybook run to The Big Game. Victory was within his grasp but was not to be as the Arizona Cardinals are simply a cursed franchise.

2. In victory #2, Tom took down the ragin' cajun Jake Delhomme. Delhomme was a nice player but not in the Great One's league. Jake "The Snake" made it back to the conference title game two years later but never played in another Bowl. He was lost at sea a few years after retirement.

3. Donovan McNabb was victim #3. Apparently sick after going hog wild at the buffets all week, McNabb put up a fight but his insides and a whining T.O. were too much to overcome. Made it back to the NFC title game but never another Super Bowl, McNabb is now best known for not knowing there are ties in the NFL.

4. Russell Wilson-Threw the pick heard round the world as the Seahawks coaching staff snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Hasn't come close to making it back to the Bowl and has turned full villain by divorcing his dying wife to marry a Vegas stripper.

5. Matt Ryan-Couldn't hang on to a huge second half lead and his team has looked shell-shocked since. Still has a chance to get back to the big game if given the right pieces to work with. If all else fails, could sign with New England as the back up to Tom Terrific and finally have a real shot at a ring.

6. Jared Goff-Probably no one named Jared could win a Super Bowl and he looked overwhelmed by the moment. Still has plenty of time to get a chance to lose to Tom again.

what did 5 have to do with Matt Ryan? Hell 4 had nothing to do with Wilson.

Just go with it.

[Self]

He probably got it off Barstool, or something.

[doug rr]

congrats justin..i forgot earlier
sigh

[lennytheweedwhacker]

thank you hightower

[Self]

congrats justin..i forgot earlier
sigh

Thanks, Doug. I didn't mind buying my own Jameson.

[bune]

stealing a tweet: He's a job creator!

[Simple Torture]

Oye vey:

[4/5]

Oye vey:

Should I go ahead and merge this with the Trump thread?

[Simple Torture]

Oye vey:

Should I go ahead and merge this with the Trump thread?

My absolute first thought was: "Did he bring them to Mar A Lago?"

[Green Habit]

How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?