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So this was really terrible. Rushed, sloppy exposition dumps, hilariously bad makeup and effects, absurdly lame jokes. Marvel's supposed to be great with characters, but Carol Danvers is the flimsiest etch-a-sketch of a human. A quip machine with no real personality.
Basically a two-hour version of an Agents of SHIELD episode. Even Venom was better than this
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Now I really want to see this movie.theplatypus wrote:Basically a two-hour version of an Agents of SHIELD episode.
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She is such a beauty. The movie was not good at all, but it had its moments. I think it was better because of Larson for sure, because it was so weirdly directed...that fight scene with No Doubt? Embarrassing.Bi_3 wrote:So we can all Marvel at Larson’s amazing rack?bune wrote: Oh you gotta tell me, because I sure as fuck don't know why I posted it.
Sam Jackson was cool too.
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100%.VinylGuy wrote:that fight scene with No Doubt? Embarrassing.
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the fight was okay, but that music choice was way too on the nose, to the point of being distracting.
That agents of shield comparison is fair (a better acted episode, but still) but I found her character compelling. It may be the performance more than the writing/arc.
It'll be interesting to see if they have these directors come back. I wonder what the Russo's will do with her. The team who writes for their movies are really good at making almost every line service a character
That agents of shield comparison is fair (a better acted episode, but still) but I found her character compelling. It may be the performance more than the writing/arc.
It'll be interesting to see if they have these directors come back. I wonder what the Russo's will do with her. The team who writes for their movies are really good at making almost every line service a character
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it was so fucking weird...almost as they put the music with the whole scene already edited.theplatypus wrote:100%.VinylGuy wrote:that fight scene with No Doubt? Embarrassing.
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her ‘arc’ is pretty parallel to the first cap movie. who they are doesnt change as much as they grow into their potential. she isnt a tragic character the way cap is though.
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32% audience score on RT.
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I wouldn't put any stock in that, given the amount of spam/trolling reviewers.Stickman wrote:32% audience score on RT.
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yepBi_3 wrote:So we can all Marvel at Larson’s amazing rack?bune wrote: Oh you gotta tell me, because I sure as fuck don't know why I posted it.

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Brie Larson is a special talent. We've seen major, major actors taking on super-hero roles for a long time now, so maybe this doesn't feel as big or whatever, but landing her was a huge get. She might be the most talented pure actor in the Marvel-verse. I'm kinda bummed to hear that the movie isn't anything special. But that's fine. I'm sure she's amazing in it and the first Cap movie was pretty blah as well.
Hopefully, by the time she's completed her contract they've given her a script that worthy of her phenomenal talent.
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Oh god do I feel a Marvel backlash starting? Ooooo trying not to get too giddy yet
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Also Brie Larson is insufferable. She’s like Chastain 2.0
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Stickman wrote:32% audience score on RT.
I wouldn't confuse trolls with a backlash. If you see the same conversation around End Game or Spider-Man then yeah, get giddy.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh god do I feel a Marvel backlash starting? Ooooo trying not to get too giddy yet
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Also Brie Larson is insufferable. She’s like Chastain 2.0
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Not even close. Endgame is coming next month.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh god do I feel a Marvel backlash starting? Ooooo trying not to get too giddy yet
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Oh god I hope everyone hates itVinylGuy wrote:Not even close. Endgame is coming next month.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh god do I feel a Marvel backlash starting? Ooooo trying not to get too giddy yet
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They will if their beloved hero Captain America, or someone else of importance.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh god I hope everyone hates itVinylGuy wrote:Not even close. Endgame is coming next month.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh god do I feel a Marvel backlash starting? Ooooo trying not to get too giddy yet