Captain Marvel (2019)

[Bi_3]

I'd put it in the top 10 if she smiled more.

Even I know better than this

[Jorge]

Interesting, nitpicky plothole:

"Come As You Are" was released in 1993, and was available on vinyl in 1996. Apparently, CM heard that song during her short visit to Earth and it became so important to her that it was playing in the construct for the AI.

Also, when Fury told her "lose the flannel," how did she know what flannel was?

"Come As You Are" was on Nevermind which was released in 91

[washing machine]

Both of you are wrong as the single was released in March of 1992, thus making this one of the nerdiest sentences ever.

[surfndestroy]

I just read that Captain Marvel is killing it at the box office. It does not need my help. I'm back to not seeing it in a theater. Thank you for your attention.

That's like, what? ... 7th best opening for an MCU movie. I've enjoyed all the MCU movies except for Thor II: The Bad One, but this movie isn't top 10. I'd say mid teens in quality.

Shut up, B. It made 153 million and it's the biggest opening of the year so far!

Do you trust those numbers? Disney and Rotten Tomatoes have not been anywhere near transparent enough regarding this movie for me to trust those numbers. I checked online before going out and at 4pm you could still get good tickets for the 8pm screening in my local theatre. Four hour before show time and an about 80 seat theatre was only 2/3 sold. Not sure I trust the numbers provided.

[Jorge]

Both of you are wrong as the single was released in March of 1992, thus making this one of the nerdiest sentences ever.

I'm not wrong

[Monkey_Driven]

I just read that Captain Marvel is killing it at the box office. It does not need my help. I'm back to not seeing it in a theater. Thank you for your attention.

That's like, what? ... 7th best opening for an MCU movie. I've enjoyed all the MCU movies except for Thor II: The Bad One, but this movie isn't top 10. I'd say mid teens in quality.

Shut up, B. It made 153 million and it's the biggest opening of the year so far!

Do you trust those numbers? Disney and Rotten Tomatoes have not been anywhere near transparent enough regarding this movie for me to trust those numbers. I checked online before going out and at 4pm you could still get good tickets for the 8pm screening in my local theatre. Four hour before show time and an about 80 seat theatre was only 2/3 sold. Not sure I trust the numbers provided.

So, you're using anecdotal evidence instead of box office projections?

[B]

Interesting, nitpicky plothole:

"Come As You Are" was released in 1993, and was available on vinyl in 1996. Apparently, CM heard that song during her short visit to Earth and it became so important to her that it was playing in the construct for the AI.

Also, when Fury told her "lose the flannel," how did she know what flannel was?

"Come As You Are" was on Nevermind which was released in 91

Unless it was released in 1989, my plothole holds.

[epilogue]

I'd put it in the top 10 if she smiled more.

[epilogue]

I just read that Captain Marvel is killing it at the box office. It does not need my help. I'm back to not seeing it in a theater. Thank you for your attention.

That's like, what? ... 7th best opening for an MCU movie. I've enjoyed all the MCU movies except for Thor II: The Bad One, but this movie isn't top 10. I'd say mid teens in quality.

Shut up, B. It made 153 million and it's the biggest opening of the year so far!

Do you trust those numbers? Disney and Rotten Tomatoes have not been anywhere near transparent enough regarding this movie for me to trust those numbers. I checked online before going out and at 4pm you could still get good tickets for the 8pm screening in my local theatre. Four hour before show time and an about 80 seat theatre was only 2/3 sold. Not sure I trust the numbers provided.

So, you're using anecdotal evidence instead of box office projections?

[spike]

Interesting, nitpicky plothole:

"Come As You Are" was released in 1993, and was available on vinyl in 1996. Apparently, CM heard that song during her short visit to Earth and it became so important to her that it was playing in the construct for the AI.

Also, when Fury told her "lose the flannel," how did she know what flannel was?

"Come As You Are" was on Nevermind which was released in 91

Unless it was released in 1989, my plothole holds.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A UNIVERSE WITH SUPER HEROES AND MAGIC AND TIME TRAVEL, MAYBE IT'S PLAUSIBLE THAT A RECORD CAME OUT A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT YEAR UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES TOO

[spike]

i mean, nyc is still intact last i fucking checked.

[Rangi Guy]

i mean, nyc is still intact last i fucking checked.

That was 2012 - they re-built you fool!

[epilogue]

i mean, nyc is still intact last i fucking checked.

That was 2012 - they re-built you fool!

[spike]

DAMMIT

[BurtReynolds]

90s nostalgia makes me sick. Nothing good came out of the 90s.

Only 80s nostalgia is good.

[wease]

i smiled a bit at the beginning montage

A lady sitting a few seats down from started sobbing when it came up. I'm not talking crying. I mean full on squalling.

[wease]

Interesting, nitpicky plothole:

"Come As You Are" was released in 1993, and was available on vinyl in 1996. Apparently, CM heard that song during her short visit to Earth and it became so important to her that it was playing in the construct for the AI.

Also, when Fury told her "lose the flannel," how did she know what flannel was?

Flannel was around long before the 90s.

[Kaius]

I really enjoyed this. I don’t get the hate.

[bune]

I just read that Captain Marvel is killing it at the box office. It does not need my help. I'm back to not seeing it in a theater. Thank you for your attention.

That's like, what? ... 7th best opening for an MCU movie. I've enjoyed all the MCU movies except for Thor II: The Bad One, but this movie isn't top 10. I'd say mid teens in quality.

Shut up, B. It made 153 million and it's the biggest opening of the year so far!

Do you trust those numbers? Disney and Rotten Tomatoes have not been anywhere near transparent enough regarding this movie for me to trust those numbers. I checked online before going out and at 4pm you could still get good tickets for the 8pm screening in my local theatre. Four hour before show time and an about 80 seat theatre was only 2/3 sold. Not sure I trust the numbers provided.

Are you serious? Like, you're sitting there in your underoos and this is the thought you're having?

[Mickey]

I just read that Captain Marvel is killing it at the box office. It does not need my help. I'm back to not seeing it in a theater. Thank you for your attention.

That's like, what? ... 7th best opening for an MCU movie. I've enjoyed all the MCU movies except for Thor II: The Bad One, but this movie isn't top 10. I'd say mid teens in quality.

Shut up, B. It made 153 million and it's the biggest opening of the year so far!

Do you trust those numbers? Disney and Rotten Tomatoes have not been anywhere near transparent enough regarding this movie for me to trust those numbers. I checked online before going out and at 4pm you could still get good tickets for the 8pm screening in my local theatre. Four hour before show time and an about 80 seat theatre was only 2/3 sold. Not sure I trust the numbers provided.

Weirdest, lowest-stakes conspiracy theory I've ever read