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JuanHamm
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by JuanHamm » Wed April 10, 2019 2:59 pm
B wrote: Is it bad that I'm underwhelmed?
Yes.
Honestly I hope that black hole gets you.
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Simple Torture
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by Simple Torture » Wed April 10, 2019 3:08 pm
JuanHamm wrote: B wrote: Is it bad that I'm underwhelmed?
Yes.
Honestly I hope that black hole gets you.
B falls into black hole.
The matter that makes up B's body is torn to shreds, all the way down to the quantum level.
Quarks are spit out the other side of the Black Hole into an alternate dimension's big bang as a universe that mirrors our own is born.
13.8 billion years pass.
B posts on message board, "Is it bad that I'm underwhelmed?"
Classic B.
McParadigm
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by McParadigm » Wed April 10, 2019 3:11 pm
Simple Torture is a living legend, guys.
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B
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by B » Wed April 10, 2019 3:14 pm
Well, I mean black holes are pretty amazing, but they've been hyping that picture for a couple of weeks, and it looks exactly like what everyone was guessing it would look like, but blurry.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
McParadigm
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by McParadigm » Wed April 10, 2019 3:23 pm
B, upon seeing the moon landing: looks like the moon but just much closer up
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B
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by B » Wed April 10, 2019 3:26 pm
McParadigm wrote: B, upon seeing the moon landing: looks like the moon but just much closer up
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
Chris_H_2
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by Chris_H_2 » Wed April 10, 2019 3:27 pm
That Einstein was a pretty smart dude
B
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by B » Wed April 10, 2019 3:31 pm
I'm impressed by Einstein.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
dimejinky99
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by dimejinky99 » Wed April 10, 2019 3:33 pm
Chris_H_2 wrote: That Einstein was a pretty smart dude
Thats Fucking amazing
Einstein was beyond gifted
Calibrate your enthusiasm
McParadigm
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by McParadigm » Wed April 10, 2019 3:40 pm
In 1916, people were still dancing to player pianos, 1 in 10 children died before their first birthday, and the Model T was a luxuriously inventive dream.
Einstein predicted black holes barely 25 years after the rest of humanity figured out how to make moving pictures.
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McParadigm
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by McParadigm » Wed April 10, 2019 3:42 pm
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dimejinky99
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by dimejinky99 » Wed April 10, 2019 4:00 pm
McParadigm wrote: In 1916, people were still dancing to player pianos, 1 in 10 children died before their first birthday, and the Model T was a luxuriously inventive dream.
Einstein predicted black holes barely 25 years after the rest of humanity figured out how to make moving pictures.
He also wrote the song black hole sun, the parchment rediscovered by a Seattle bargain basement also-ran band called the sound garden.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
bune
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by bune » Wed April 10, 2019 4:17 pm
B wrote: Is it bad that I'm underwhelmed?
Underwhelmed by that news or just overwhelmed by the rest of the news? Because I feel you on the second one.
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by bune » Wed April 10, 2019 4:27 pm
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by E.H. Ruddock » Wed April 10, 2019 5:07 pm
I've been staring at the photo and daydreaming. Knowing that we won't know much more about them and what is out there in general during my lifetime depresses the fuck out of me. But I'm in awe.
Also, you're dumb, B.
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dimejinky99
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by dimejinky99 » Wed April 10, 2019 5:14 pm
Is ‘hole’ a misnomer?
Aren’t they just super dense objects as with a sun having a massive gravitational pull getting more and more dense as they pull more everything in?
Basically universe cancer
The ‘hole’ aspect always confused me
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by epilogue » Wed April 10, 2019 5:15 pm
wease
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by wease » Wed April 10, 2019 5:16 pm
McParadigm wrote: B, upon seeing the moon landing: looks like the moon but just much closer up
AL
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E.H. Ruddock
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by E.H. Ruddock » Wed April 10, 2019 5:21 pm
dimejinky99 wrote: Is ‘hole’ a misnomer?
Aren’t they just super dense objects as with a sun having a massive gravitational pull getting more and more dense as they pull more everything in?
Basically universe cancer
The ‘hole’ aspect always confused me
I thought you could come out the other side though? Theoretically.
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG