Talking to myself about the Houston Astros

[lennytheweedwhacker]

You guys think they'll win it all next year?

no and your bar will shut down

[96583UP]

and then it's straight into amateur porn -> AIDS for you my friend sorry in advance it was a good run

all bc of the stros

[washing machine]

Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

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Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

plug me in, 'stro bro

[washing machine]

Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

plug me in, 'stro bro

Bregman and The Boys Visit LSU

Bregman and the Boys tip a Waitress

[washing machine]

Went to the game last night with my wife and right before first pitch the section attendant stepped on a ketchup packet and stained my wife’s Altuve jersey.

We didn’t make a big stink but the guest relations group still came to check on us and offered the possibility of getting her a new one, but the stained one was a certain limited edition from last year her dad got her as a gift and she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Then Altuve hit his 100th career home run. That ketchup stain ain’t going anywhere. I love baseball.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Went to the game last night with my wife and right before first pitch the section attendant stepped on a ketchup packet and stained my wife’s Altuve jersey.

The guest relations group came to check on us and offered the possibility of getting her a new one, but the stained one was a certain limited edition from last year her dad got her as a gift and she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Then Altuve hit his 100th career home run. That ketchup stain ain’t going anywhere. I love baseball.

was your wife laying on the ground next to the ketchup packet?

[Norah]

she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Didn't realize guest relations for the Houston Astros was run by the Ten Club.

[washing machine]

she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Didn't realize guest relations for the Houston Astros was run by the Ten Club.

I'm so glad I'm not a member and don't get this reference.

[washing machine]

Went to the game last night with my wife and right before first pitch the section attendant stepped on a ketchup packet and stained my wife’s Altuve jersey.

The guest relations group came to check on us and offered the possibility of getting her a new one, but the stained one was a certain limited edition from last year her dad got her as a gift and she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Then Altuve hit his 100th career home run. That ketchup stain ain’t going anywhere. I love baseball.

was your wife laying on the ground next to the ketchup packet?

She was sitting at the end of the row. Funnily enough I took the inside seat so that she would have more room to, yanno, not spill anything on her jersey.

The launch angle on that ketchup stream was quite impressive.

[washing machine]

Just heard a commercial for a local Baptist church on the Astros flagship AM station. Ex-ace Craig Reynolds is the pastor.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

will altuve make it to 3000 hits?

[washing machine]

To say yes or no would be speculation.

[doug rr]

no

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i hope he does

[Bammer]

Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

plug me in, 'stro bro

Bregman and The Boys Visit LSU

Bregman and the Boys tip a Waitress

God dammit that guy is a fucking dork and SI just ran like a 20 page article on his stupid youtube channel. Plus he shotguns beer like a pussy.

Also it’s funny to describe that Altuve jersey swap as a “claim”

[lennytheweedwhacker]

altuve goes deep twice tonight...baller midget

[washing machine]

Bammer, you should give the Bregman episode of Collin McHugh’s podcast a listen.

http://twelvesixpodcast.libsyn.com/alex ... ton-astros

[Bammer]

Bammer, you should give the Bregman episode of Collin McHugh’s podcast a listen.

http://twelvesixpodcast.libsyn.com/alex ... ton-astros

Can you please summarize it for me?

[washing machine]

Two more home runs for Altuve last night. Ketchup jersey karma.