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I didn't know Reggie Evans was nicknamed the collector. That's a cool one.
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Bammer is short
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verb_to_trust wrote:Bammer is short
he has the highest vertical leap of any rmer
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Bammer is short
he has the highest vertical leap of any rmer
This is debatable but I do have some nasty post moves even for my height.
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Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Bammer is short
he has the highest vertical leap of any rmer
This is debatable but I do have some nasty post moves even for my height.
trust me, you do
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Alright, get me Peeps
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you get peeps...bammer gets yao ming
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verb_to_trust wrote:I didn't know Reggie Evans was nicknamed the collector. That's a cool one.
I don’t know if it was self-appointed or if it was given to him by Kevin Colabro. Either way Colabro seemed to really enjoy saying “Tha Collecta!”
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Colabro is the best. Is he still doing games for someone?
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verb_to_trust wrote:Alright, get me Peeps
i will fuck shit up
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verb_to_trust wrote:Colabro is the best. Is he still doing games for someone?
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here is some old footage of me (they spelled my name wrong)

still think you fools have a chance?

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But have you ever dribbled around your defender’s back on your way to a fast break layup?
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im successful with that maybe twice every nine attempts
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Peeps wrote:im successful with that maybe twice every nine attempts
That’s a lot of guys taking bad angles at you around half court.

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probably my best fake on a defender was a G (non starter) for a state championship team here in PA. jonathan baldwin who played football at pitt and then with Kansas City and maybe another team was on the court and i thought he got hurt laughing so hard at how i fooled his friend.


it was a simple 1-1 me coming down on this kid and he got cocky. once i hit the top of the key i picked up my dribble and faked a pass to my left. kid bit fucking hard as in he immediately changed directions and lunged at the ball as i pulled it back and finger rolled in a lay up

game stopped for a few minutes as everyone laughed and i assumed this kid was going to want to fight me for disrespecting him in front of his boys but he just laughed it off and shook my hand
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