Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

[BurtReynolds]

Title crawl: "Note: Rose died on her way back to her home planet"

[VinylGuy]

Im happy we have a big baddie again.

Everyone is saying Palpatine, but i dont think it will be confimed until the next trailer right?

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I have goosebumps on my erect penis.

[Chris_H_2]

I have goosebumps on my erect penis.

jesus, go get a shot for that

[epilogue]

If Palpatine is back... it would be really cool if Kylo Ren kills him, not Rey. Would be a great way to echo back and fulfill Kylo's line from TFA about finishing what his grandfather started. George always said this shit rhymes and there's goddamn poetry in that.

Then Rey fills Kylo.

But first they fuck.

[tree_]

If Palpatine is back... it would be really cool if Kylo Rey kills him, not Rey. Would be a great way to echo back and fulfill Kylo's line from TFA about finishing what his grandfather started. George always said this shit rhymes and there's goddamn poetry in that.

Then Rey fills Kylo.

But first they fuck.

But if Rey finds out Palpatine was responsible for separating her from her parents.. or that palpatine is her grandpapap or some shit.. then it would be better if Rey kills him.. duh

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Aww yiss. Durds, I hope you're right.

[Anders]

Kylo Rey, I’m confused.

[Strat]

I dont really want palpatine to come back and get killed again. I know he will play a role but i hope its not a central focus.

Actually I dont care

[Anders]

Kylo said: «let me finish what you started grandfather»

[Strat]

Im glad i worked through that.

[stip]

what if rey’s mom is Rose?

[blueviper]

If Palpatine is back... it would be really cool if Kylo Rey kills him, not Rey. Would be a great way to echo back and fulfill Kylo's line from TFA about finishing what his grandfather started. George always said this shit rhymes and there's goddamn poetry in that.

Then Rey fills Kylo.

But first they fuck.

Sometimes rhyming in poetry sucks.

[Anders]

Rose will be great in this.

[blueviper]

Just the idea of Palpatine (or Anakin) coming back sounds stupid. Then we're basically recycling the last trilogy to make them all "rhyme"

[BurtReynolds]

I hope Palpatine kills everyone except that Po guy, who just sits back and says "sorry but doing hero stuff is bad. Obey authority."

[Anders]

Just the idea of Palpatine (or Anakin) coming back sounds stupid. Then we're basically recycling the last trilogy to make them all "rhyme"

It’s nine episodes of one long story. No point if it doesn’t connect. Might as well make a new story instead.

[Chris_H_2]

i don't want kylo to kill palpatine. it's WAY too redundant of ROTJ.

[VinylGuy]

I love the idea of them coming back. And Luke.

Fuck the new kids.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I hope Palpatine kills everyone except that Po guy, who just sits back and says "sorry but doing hero stuff is bad. Obey authority."

*spontaneous ejaculation*