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WhereTF is verb?

He must have done something to put himself in the hospital after last night’s game. Excessive celebration.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:I'm sure the sports takes today will be very measured and rational.
Fuck the Warriors. The only take needed.
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Bammer wrote:WhereTF is verb?

He must have done something to put himself in the hospital after last night’s game. Excessive celebration.
I'm on vacation so my response to stuff like this will be delayed.
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verb_to_trust wrote:
Bammer wrote:WhereTF is verb?

He must have done something to put himself in the hospital after last night’s game. Excessive celebration.
I'm on vacation so my response to stuff like this will be delayed.
Ugh this really impacts my RM experience.
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So much for all Jamal Murray's tough talk after somehow not sucking in game 2. Team Verbs own Malik Beasley is the guy that can help them.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Okay I'm bored and can't sleep.

GM--I'm not going to pick a GM since you want this to be somewhat realistic. Garpax will never be fired. The Bulls are run like a mom and pop store. John made a three once so he can't be fired. Ever. For the purposes of my roster selection I will assume Garpax's number one priority will be not to go over the salary cap, which is projected at 109 million next season.

Coach--A coach I've learned to admire that I could definitely see as a Bulls type hire would be Erik Spoelstra. How much longer can he be in Miami? Seems like things have run their course down there for him.

PG- Dame Lillard (30 million). He's everything I want in my franchise player. He has a certain dignity guys like Durant and Irving can't pull off. Is he good enough as a franchise player to win a title? No, but he's the kind of guy I'd ride with anyway.

SG-Bradley Beal (26 mil). I like Beal. Pretty sure he hates Wall. I hate Wall too.

C- Jarrett Allen (2.5 mil) Rim running defensive big who improved from year one.

PF- Pascal Siakam (2.5 mil) I like his game.

SF- Kawhi Leonard (21.5). He's good.

Bench: Derrick Rose, Malik Beasley, Bam Abedayo, Derrick Jones Jr., Taj Gibson

Late round draft guy in this year's really shitty draft? Kevin Porter Jr. - USC. Supposedly has attitude problems. His shot form is a little clunky looking but he has the right body. I bet he goes mid first round so not sure if that's a deep enough cut for you.
As I’ve seen a little bit of the playoffs here I am actually liking your roster. Not sure I even recognize some of those bench names but it’s a solid starting group. However I think you can do better than Beal for the money at SG. Not that I know who to replace him with but I feel like you can do better there.
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Beal's awesome Bammer.
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Are the Nuggets going to lose this series?
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Yep
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verb_to_trust wrote:Yep
Sad.

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Why is it sad? Murray seems like a douchebag and Jokic is fat.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Why is it sad? Murray seems like a douchebag and Jokic is fat.
The Spurs bore me. Jokic is fat, but lovable.
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I'm just glad Dame is headed for round 2
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Blazers will be in the WCF. Got a good draw.
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Somebody will exploit enes kanter in the second round.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Somebody will exploit enes kanter in the second round.
Aldridge will have some big games.
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And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:thoughts?

https://sports.yahoo.com/whose-nba-care ... 12274.html
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Duncan was boring
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