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Monkey_Driven wrote:I really enjoyed this:

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/2652 ... rs-dynasty
I always liked Pop until just now
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So Westbrook runs his mouth at Lillard all night ... I guess that would be fine IF HE ACTUALLY DEFENDED LILLARD.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite as hack as Westbrook chirping while Lillard is guarding Westbrook, but then Westbrook guarding someone else back on D.

Edit: To be fair I only saw like the last 8 minutes but it got close there for a while.
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I don't get their beef. Seems like they actually have a lot in common. I definitely side with Dame though.
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would you poop in dame's bathroom?
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He probably has so many the likelihood of one being wrecked by gross dumps on the regular would be slim.
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what if I told you draymond hangs there a lot?
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I can't see Dame rolling with Draymond.
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I’d poop in one of his toilets, hang around awhile for coffee & cigarettes until I am ready to poop again in another one of his toilets.
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Love Jared Dudley shit talking Simmons
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verb_to_trust wrote:Duncan was boring
Have you seen him in retirement? Different animal. Cracking jokes and wearing dreadlocks now. He’ll be Don Nelson in 20 years, back home in the Virgin Islands.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Love Jared Dudley shit talking Simmons
I got a handful of guys in my weekly game at the Y with more game than Dudley.
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Bammer wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Love Jared Dudley shit talking Simmons
I got a handful of guys in my weekly game at the Y with more game than Dudley.
No you don't.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
Bammer wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Love Jared Dudley shit talking Simmons
I got a handful of guys in my weekly game at the Y with more game than Dudley.
No you don't.
[chris farley voice]But you could imagine what it would be like if I did.[/chris farley voice]
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I fell asleep during Sixers Nets. Does Jimmy have to get tossed from games to stay relevant now?
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Westbrook is a fucking clown. Talking shit, pointing & dancing at Dame when he isn’t even allowed to guard him on the other end. He will come to regret it. Dame has ice water in his veins.
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swan wrote:Westbrook is a fucking clown. Talking shit, pointing & dancing at Dame when he isn’t even allowed to guard him on the other end. He will come to regret it. Dame has ice water in his veins.
I lol’d during his postgame interview talking all “defense was the key tonight”
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i love westbrook
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Bledsoe would be the best player on the Pistons if he switched teams right now.

How did the Pistons make the playoffs again?
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That’s not a knock on Bledsoe. I like him.
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Bammer wrote:Bledsoe would be the best player on the Pistons if he switched teams right now.

How did the Pistons make the playoffs again?
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That’s not a knock on Bledsoe. I like him.
Blake was awesome this year. Just kind of hurt right now. Also, the East sucks.
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Uh, you guys... If the Jazz can’t win on a night like this from Harden, I don’t think they have much of a chance in this series.
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