Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[Rangi Guy]

how can you guys not hold it for 3 hours? I go like twice, maybe 3 times a day max.

I was just having this exact conversation with my family this evening. They all have bladders and bowels that seem to have no control

[E.H. Ruddock]

I hope Loki is in this

[Peeps]

its already been shown he is but not how youd expect


also along the pee train of thought

[wease]

its already been shown he is but not how youd expect


also along the pee train of thought

I have to get the app to be able to read the whole article.

[JuanHamm]

its already been shown he is but not how youd expect


also along the pee train of thought

I have to get the app to be able to read the whole article.

Man that is obnoxious

[wease]

its already been shown he is but not how youd expect


also along the pee train of thought

I have to get the app to be able to read the whole article.

Man that is obnoxious

Peeps meant well

[stip]

It has required superhuman effort on my part to not read the first round of reviews. I've had to content myself with the RT review summaries and the articles on early twitter reactions. It certainly sounds like they stuck the landing, though granted they were going to have to epicly fuck this up for me not to enjoy myself immensely. I am exactly who this movie was made for.

[Peeps]

to help you jerks out

Spoiler: show

When the San Francisco title card comes on screen
If you made the crucial mistake of not peeing before the film, you won't miss much if you duck out now. This Ant-Man segment is about 30 minutes into the film and is mostly just Scott connecting dots the audience already knows.

When Hulk is having lunch
This scene is just over an hour into the film, and while it's amusing, missing it isn't a dealbreaker (in fact, you may escape some cringe-y silly moments). The next 10 to 15 minutes after this scene is the safest window to empty your bladder.

When the New Jersey title card comes on screen
There are no good spots to pee in the last hour of this film.

We repeat, there are no good spots to pee during the last hour of this film. So if your bladder's at the end of its rope, pee now! This segment is your last decent opportunity for a bathroom break. While it's filled with nostalgia, you won't be missing any real conflict and it's fairly easy to fill in the blanks. Plus, if you pee fast enough, you'll probably catch the tale end of the segment.

Or just take Paul Rudd's advice for your bathroom breaks:

Lights, Camera, Pod
The best time to go pee during 'Avengers: Endgame'? Paul Rudd says just pee in your popcorn tub and move on...

[dimejinky99]

Lads avoid YouTube. There’s bootlegged footage shot In a theatre with descriptons in the titles of the videos.

[wease]

to help you jerks out

Spoiler: show

When the San Francisco title card comes on screen
If you made the crucial mistake of not peeing before the film, you won't miss much if you duck out now. This Ant-Man segment is about 30 minutes into the film and is mostly just Scott connecting dots the audience already knows.

When Hulk is having lunch
This scene is just over an hour into the film, and while it's amusing, missing it isn't a dealbreaker (in fact, you may escape some cringe-y silly moments). The next 10 to 15 minutes after this scene is the safest window to empty your bladder.

When the New Jersey title card comes on screen
There are no good spots to pee in the last hour of this film.

We repeat, there are no good spots to pee during the last hour of this film. So if your bladder's at the end of its rope, pee now! This segment is your last decent opportunity for a bathroom break. While it's filled with nostalgia, you won't be missing any real conflict and it's fairly easy to fill in the blanks. Plus, if you pee fast enough, you'll probably catch the tale end of the segment.

Or just take Paul Rudd's advice for your bathroom breaks:

Lights, Camera, Pod
The best time to go pee during 'Avengers: Endgame'? Paul Rudd says just pee in your popcorn tub and move on...

Hey!! I defended you!

And thanks.

[wease]

Lads avoid YouTube. There’s bootlegged footage shot In a theatre with descriptons in the titles of the videos.

Oh, I’m on media blackout now. Not clicking on anything till after I see it.

[Monkey_Driven]

Lads avoid YouTube. There’s bootlegged footage shot In a theatre with descriptons in the titles of the videos.

I try to as much as possible.

[dimejinky99]

Ticket got for 12:45 tomorrow afternoon.

Gonna watch Infinity War tonight

[bune]

to help you jerks out

Spoiler: show

When the San Francisco title card comes on screen
If you made the crucial mistake of not peeing before the film, you won't miss much if you duck out now. This Ant-Man segment is about 30 minutes into the film and is mostly just Scott connecting dots the audience already knows.

When Hulk is having lunch
This scene is just over an hour into the film, and while it's amusing, missing it isn't a dealbreaker (in fact, you may escape some cringe-y silly moments). The next 10 to 15 minutes after this scene is the safest window to empty your bladder.

When the New Jersey title card comes on screen
There are no good spots to pee in the last hour of this film.

We repeat, there are no good spots to pee during the last hour of this film. So if your bladder's at the end of its rope, pee now! This segment is your last decent opportunity for a bathroom break. While it's filled with nostalgia, you won't be missing any real conflict and it's fairly easy to fill in the blanks. Plus, if you pee fast enough, you'll probably catch the tale end of the segment.

Or just take Paul Rudd's advice for your bathroom breaks:

Lights, Camera, Pod
The best time to go pee during 'Avengers: Endgame'? Paul Rudd says just pee in your popcorn tub and move on...

*tail end. I mean, come on. Are copy editors even a thing anymore?

Also there's an app for that. Pee Run, or something? Nope, RunPee:

https://runpee.com/

RunPee: the app that tells you the best times to run and pee during a movie so you don't miss the best scenes, plus if there is anything extra after the end credits.

[Peeps]

good share bune

[VinylGuy]

Im going tomorrowwwwww

[wease]

Ticket got for 12:45 tomorrow afternoon.

Gonna watch Infinity War tonight

I’m hoping we’ll be slow enough at work tomorrow to be able to watch it

[wease]

So, who all is going tomorrow?

[LoathedVermin72]

Can’t believe Black Widow dies

[Peeps]

So, who all is going tomorrow?

im going tomorrow night, 7pm