Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[Simple Torture]

please spoiler all discussion through the weekend

Yeah, just stay out of the thread.

Mod fight!

[dimejinky99]

I was going to wait to see this but realized I just can't. So I'm going tomorrow. Popcorn for dinner! Yay!

Woohoo!!

Can we have split off spoiler filled threads that can be merged later?

Please Ruddo pleeeeasse?

[Rangi Guy]

If I hadn't been on holiday with the family I would have gone yesterday. I can wait out another couple of days to see this

[dimejinky99]

Im going in a couple of hours. 1245. Hoped the cinema would be relatively empty but forgot schools are on midterm break. Dammit to fuck

[Jorge]

Lots of superheroes in this one

[Rangi Guy]

Lots of superheroes in this one

So we're not spoilering things in this thread then?

[Jorge]

Probably the most amount of superheroes there has ever been

[B]

Carry on. We'll merge on Monday.

[XWayne]

Captain Marvel gets a new haircut.

[dimejinky99]

I’m full of good ideas

[stip]

Lots of superheroes in this one

So we're not spoilering things in this thread then?

correct

[dimejinky99]

In at the cinema. 25 minutes to go.
Going to the bathroom every few minutes for dribbles

This is gonna be epic!

[Simple Torture]

Here's the plot summary from Wikipedia (this is NOT a joke, these are actual spoilers):

Spoiler: show

Half of all life across the universe disintegrates when Thanos activates the Infinity Gauntlet,[N 1] including Clint Barton's family. Three weeks later, Carol Danvers rescues Nebula and Tony Stark, who are stranded in space following their defeat by Thanos. They return to Earth where they rendezvous with Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, Rocket, Thor, Pepper Potts and James Rhodes. The team tries to retrieve the Infinity Stones from Thanos to reverse his actions, but finds that he has destroyed them to prevent any further use. Thor decapitates Thanos.

Five years later, Banner has merged with the Hulk and Thor has become the drunken ruler of Asgard's refugees in Norway. Scott Lang escapes from the quantum realm[N 2] and finds Romanoff and Rogers at the Avengers' compound, theorizing that the quantum realm can allow time travel. The three propose to Stark—now raising a daughter, Morgan, with Pepper—that they travel back in time to retrieve the Infinity Stones and return them to the present to undo Thanos' actions. Stark initially rejects the idea out of concern for Morgan, but relents after reflecting upon the loss of Peter Parker. He designs a device to stabilise time travel.

The reunited Avengers split into groups for their mission. Banner, Rogers, Lang, and Stark travel to the Battle of New York[N 3] to retrieve the Time, Mind, and Space Stones. Banner visits the Sanctum Sanctorum and convinces the Ancient One to give him the Time Stone. He promises to return the Infinity Stones when she warns him of the consequences of removing them from the past. Rogers overcomes undercover Hydra agents and his past self to retrieve the Mind Stone, but Lang and Stark's attempt to steal the Space Stone fails and Loki manages to escape with it. Rogers and Stark travel back further to the U.S. Army's Camp Lehigh in 1970[N 4] to steal both an earlier version of the Space Stone and vials of Hank Pym's size-altering Pym Particles to return home afterwards. The pair succeed, while meeting Peggy Carter and Howard Stark en route.

In Asgard, Rocket and Thor retrieve the Reality Stone from Jane Foster.[N 5] Thor encounters his mother Frigga, whose counsel restores his conviction. He obtains a past version of his hammer, Mjolnir.[N 6] Barton and Romanoff travel to Vormir for the Soul Stone. They learn from its keeper, Red Skull, that it can only be retrieved by sacrificing someone they love. After a struggle between the two, Romanoff sacrifices herself.

On Morag, Nebula and Rhodes steal the Power Stone before Peter Quill can do so.[N 7] Rhodes returns to the present with the Stone, but Nebula is left stranded behind as her cybernetic implants interface with those of her past self. Thanos exploits this and learns of present-day events. He sends the past incarnation of Nebula to the present in present-day Nebula's place.

As Banner activates the Infinity Stones to resurrect everyone killed by Thanos, past Nebula uses the time machine to transport Thanos and his ship from the past to the present day. Rogers, Thor, and Stark confront Thanos, though he overpowers them, even when Rogers proves able to wield Mjolnir. Thanos summons the Black Order and his armed forces, but the revived Avengers arrive on the battlefield, along with the Sanctum Sorcerers and the armies of Asgard and Wakanda. Present-day Nebula convinces past Gamora to turn on Thanos, and in the ensuing standoff Nebula kills her past self. Stark eventually retrieves and activates the Infinity Stones, which disintegrates Thanos and his army. Stark is mortally wounded in the process.

Following a funeral for Stark, Thor appoints Valkyrie queen of Asgard and joins the Guardians of the Galaxy. After returning the Infinity Stones and Mjolnir to their original timelines, Rogers chooses to travel back and live his life in the past with Carter. He appears as an elderly man and passes his shield onto Sam Wilson.

[bune]

woah

[Peeps]

two things that needs to happen in the 3 hours

cap yells avengers assemble
cap weilds mjolnir

[Jorge]

I liked this quite a bit and thought it was better than Infinity War.

Was surprised by how much it felt like an actual ending

[Monkey_Driven]

I liked this quite a bit and thought it was better than Infinity War.

Was surprised by how much it felt like an actual ending

[blueviper]

Someone was live streaming their theater viewing of End Game last night on Twitch.

[dimejinky99]

That was everything and more. I fuckin loved it. You guys are gonna lose your minds

[dimejinky99]

Enjoyed this so much. Loved it.
Biggest reaction from me was spidey. Knew he was coming back but his reunion with Tony..just pitch perfect RDJ nailed that scene in particular. All the feels.

And that final battle. All the portals. Holy fuck that was amazing.
So much goin on. Take a while to process it all.
Can’t wait to see this again.