Talking to myself about the Houston Astros

[Bammer]

why didn't altuve go yard today?

Chris Davis's hit at Fenway yesterday re-calibrated a lot of the baseball juju around the league.

Yup. Such as the M’s played their toughest division rival and maintained the division lead.

[washing machine]

The M’s got swept at home by their toughest division rival and maintained the division lead.

It's...April.

Spoiler: show

[washing machine]

No Reddit steaming tonight, Astros fans. The game is getting the ESPN+ treatment.

[PHATJ]

You watching the game tonight, wm?

[PHATJ]

Go Twins!

[PHATJ]

Beat Cleveland!

[washing machine]

You watching the game tonight, wm?

[PHATJ]

Twins v ‘Stros starts again Monday night!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

man altuve sucks

[washing machine]

Twins v ‘Stros starts again Monday night!

A good buddy of mine who relocated from Texas to Fargo will be attending each game in that series. Look for a big dude comically decked out in Astros gear.

[PHATJ]

Twins v ‘Stros starts again Monday night!

A good buddy of mine who relocated from Texas to Fargo will be attending each game in that series. Look for a big dude comically decked out in Astros gear.

[washing machine]

That corbin martin fella didn’t look half bad today, eh thodes?

[washing machine]

Looking forward to watching Bregman bat at Fenway again.

[washing machine]

That corbin martin fella didn’t look half bad today, eh thodes?

Let’s hope this post ages well.

[Bammer]

Looking forward to watching Bregman bat at Fenway again.

Ugh stop it with the fkn Bregman

[washing machine]

Looking forward to watching Bregman bat at Fenway again.

Ugh stop it with the fkn Bregman

I'm happy the team finally has a player who's a little cocky. This has been a pretty straight-laced, almost boring team for a very long time. Especially looking back at the Drayton McLane era. Hell, we had season long slogans like "Root for the Good Guys," "Celebrate Good Times," "Root Root Root" and "We Are Your Astros." The rudest thing you'll ever catch a fan at Minute Maid doing is throwing an opposing team's home run back on the field.

I can't really think of another player like Bregman on this team that carries it like a bit of an asshole and backs it up with his game play. Yuli, but I think he's just misunderstood. Maybe when we had Moises Alou?

[Bammer]

Looking forward to watching Bregman bat at Fenway again.

Ugh stop it with the fkn Bregman

I'm happy the team finally has a player who's a little cocky. This has been a pretty straight-laced, almost boring team for a very long time. Especially looking back at the Drayton McLane era. Hell, we had season long slogans like "Root for the Good Guys," "Celebrate Good Times," "Root Root Root" and "We Are Your Astros." The rudest thing you'll ever catch a fan at Minute Maid doing is throwing an opposing team's home run back on the field.

I can't really think of another player like Bregman on this team that carries it like a bit of an asshole and backs it up with his game play. Yuli, but I think he's just misunderstood. Maybe when we had Moises Alou?

Ugh stop it with the fkn Bregman

[washing machine]

M's are having a good season, bams.

[Bammer]

I’m numb to it after all these years. What I can’t handle is you gushing over a toolbox like Bregman.

[PHATJ]

Bregman is freaking good.