NBA Thread

[Bammer]

Jokic is such a fat slob

You’re really gonna clown a guy averaging a triple double at C with a 9:1 assist:turnover ratio on the #2 seed team leading in the conference semi’s?

Imagine how good he could be if he wasn't gassed the second he walks on to the court.

Win or lose he has played (really well) for nearly every minute tonight.

[Bammer]

Let’s imagine a Blazers/Raptors finals: Does Kanter play in the away games? Is he safe in Canada?

Hello? Anyone?

[verb_to_trust]

Dude the warriors are going to the finals and stick a fork in the raptors

[Bammer]

I was talking about next season

[verb_to_trust]

Jokic is such a fat slob

You’re really gonna clown a guy averaging a triple double at C with a 9:1 assist:turnover ratio on the #2 seed team leading in the conference semi’s?

Imagine how good he could be if he wasn't gassed the second he walks on to the court.

Win or lose he has played (really well) for nearly every minute tonight.

He looks like he smells. I just can't root for that fat slob.

[verb_to_trust]

Doris just described that as a "fatigue foul" by fatty

[Bammer]

Uh ok...

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Kanter is a really flawed player but I would take him on my team. He battles and he's doing it with one arm.

"the only thing i terrorize is the rim" is one of my favorite quotes ever

[Bammer]

Kanter is a really flawed player but I would take him on my team. He battles and he's doing it with one arm.

"the only thing i terrorize is the rim" is one of my favorite quotes ever

And the young ladiez prowling the Pearl District amirite?

[Bammer]

I just noticed a guy in a Sonics jersey in about the 3rd row, I think Shaq Griffin is sitting courtside, and there are generally a lot of white people in the crowd.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Kanter is a really flawed player but I would take him on my team. He battles and he's doing it with one arm.

"the only thing i terrorize is the rim" is one of my favorite quotes ever

And the young ladiez prowling the Pearl District amirite?

i don't know what that means

[Bammer]

Kanter is a really flawed player but I would take him on my team. He battles and he's doing it with one arm.

"the only thing i terrorize is the rim" is one of my favorite quotes ever

And the young ladiez prowling the Pearl District amirite?

i don't know what that means

Do they have the google down in Bama?

[Bammer]

Kinda feels like IT time for Denver. What is their coach doing?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Kanter is a really flawed player but I would take him on my team. He battles and he's doing it with one arm.

"the only thing i terrorize is the rim" is one of my favorite quotes ever

And the young ladiez prowling the Pearl District amirite?

i don't know what that means

Do they have the google down in Bama?

do they have the special olympics up in washington?

[Bammer]

Kanter is a really flawed player but I would take him on my team. He battles and he's doing it with one arm.

"the only thing i terrorize is the rim" is one of my favorite quotes ever

And the young ladiez prowling the Pearl District amirite?

i don't know what that means

Do they have the google down in Bama?

do they have the special olympics up in washington?

I don’t know what that means

[Bammer]

How hard is it to throw a tip ball straight up

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Kanter is a really flawed player but I would take him on my team. He battles and he's doing it with one arm.

"the only thing i terrorize is the rim" is one of my favorite quotes ever

And the young ladiez prowling the Pearl District amirite?

i don't know what that means

Do they have the google down in Bama?

do they have the special olympics up in washington?

I don’t know what that means

you win the gold

[Bammer]

Kanter is a really flawed player but I would take him on my team. He battles and he's doing it with one arm.

"the only thing i terrorize is the rim" is one of my favorite quotes ever

And the young ladiez prowling the Pearl District amirite?

i don't know what that means

Do they have the google down in Bama?

do they have the special olympics up in washington?

I don’t know what that means

you win the gold

J/K lenny I know what it means. That wasn’t very nice of you.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Kanter is a really flawed player but I would take him on my team. He battles and he's doing it with one arm.

"the only thing i terrorize is the rim" is one of my favorite quotes ever

And the young ladiez prowling the Pearl District amirite?

i don't know what that means

Do they have the google down in Bama?

do they have the special olympics up in washington?

I don’t know what that means

you win the gold

J/K lenny I know what it means. That wasn’t very nice of you.

oh, i'm a real jerk

goodnight, sweet bammer...see you tomorrow

[Monkey_Driven]

This game is keeping me up too late. I love 2+OT games. So much exhaustion.