Gigaton: Official album thread

[Anders]

We'll get the Tool album first. Then PJ will give up an announcement an indefinite hiatus that will last 3 decades.

2020 - Lost Dogs 2
2021 - 30 Year anniversary edition of Ten remixed by Tchad Blake.
2023 - Stone Gossard dies from dysentery
2027 - Mike and Boom die in a plane crash on a trip to Thailand to "enjoy the customs and people".
2031 - 40 year anniversary edition of Ten re-remixed by B'OB.
2036 - Matt beats up Ed over royalty arguments
2041 - Ed wakes up from coma, induced by beating. Due to severe brain damage, he remixes Ten and re-releases it off his own bat. It sounds like animals mating.
2042 - Ed dies from Polio.
2051 - Matt completely re-records Ten under the band name "Euphemism For Semen". He plays all instruments and vocals. Album goes quadruple platinum.

Really glad that we got Lost Dogs 2. Happy ending.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

2052: And Jeff was last seen skateboarding at a park off Highway 99 in Mountlake Terrace?

Spot on. That's after changing his name to Derrick and moving to San Francisco.

[liebzz]

We'll get the Tool album first. Then PJ will give up an announcement an indefinite hiatus that will last 3 decades.

2020 - Lost Dogs 2
2021 - 30 Year anniversary edition of Ten remixed by Tchad Blake.
2023 - Stone Gossard dies from dysentery
2027 - Mike and Boom die in a plane crash on a trip to Thailand to "enjoy the customs and people".
2031 - 40 year anniversary edition of Ten re-remixed by B'OB.
2036 - Matt beats up Ed over royalty arguments
2041 - Ed wakes up from coma, induced by beating. Due to severe brain damage, he remixes Ten and re-releases it off his own bat. It sounds like animals mating.
2042 - Ed dies from Polio.
2051 - Matt completely re-records Ten under the band name "Euphemism For Semen". He plays all instruments and vocals. Album goes quadruple platinum.

Really glad that we got Lost Dogs 2. Happy ending.

You win on the Tool front since they announced the release date last night

[Sgt. Crackpot]

We'll get the Tool album first. Then PJ will give up an announcement an indefinite hiatus that will last 3 decades.

2020 - Lost Dogs 2
2021 - 30 Year anniversary edition of Ten remixed by Tchad Blake.
2023 - Stone Gossard dies from dysentery
2027 - Mike and Boom die in a plane crash on a trip to Thailand to "enjoy the customs and people".
2031 - 40 year anniversary edition of Ten re-remixed by B'OB.
2036 - Matt beats up Ed over royalty arguments
2041 - Ed wakes up from coma, induced by beating. Due to severe brain damage, he remixes Ten and re-releases it off his own bat. It sounds like animals mating.
2042 - Ed dies from Polio.
2051 - Matt completely re-records Ten under the band name "Euphemism For Semen". He plays all instruments and vocals. Album goes quadruple platinum.

Really glad that we got Lost Dogs 2. Happy ending.

You win on the Tool front since they announced the release date last night

Get ready to tick the rest off too, dude.

[bune]

Wouldn't Mike be a better candidate for dysentery since he has Chron's?

[dimejinky99]

Firstly I’m blown away this thread is 272 pages long.
Tells it’s own story.

But mainly, now we’re wishing them death.

I guess it had to happen.

[VinylGuy]

Matt is in Japan.

[evenslow]

Matt is in Japan.

saw this too. doesn't necessarily bode well with ed leaving for europa soon. what a joke.

[Coach]

Matt is in Japan.

saw this too. doesn't necessarily bode well with ed leaving for europa soon. what a joke.

Perhaps than can record the new album via a WebEx or some other kind of video conference call. Audio might not be great, but that hasn't stopped them in the past.

[E.H. Ruddock]

saw this too. doesn't necessarily bode well with ed leaving for europa soon. what a joke.

Jupiturning Mist

[E.H. Ruddock]

Why Io

[bune]

Matt is in Japan.

saw this too. doesn't necessarily bode well with ed leaving for europa soon. what a joke.

Perhaps than can record the new album via a WebEx or some other kind of video conference call. Audio might not be great, but that hasn't stopped them in the past.

Fuck you're evil.

[Coach]

Matt is in Japan.

saw this too. doesn't necessarily bode well with ed leaving for europa soon. what a joke.

Perhaps than can record the new album via a WebEx or some other kind of video conference call. Audio might not be great, but that hasn't stopped them in the past.

Fuck you're evil.

I hate WebEx like a passion but my work is trying to replace it with Teams and it's not a great replacement

[bune]

I have a WebEx starting in four minutes. ugh.

[Jorge]

Gotowebinar is better

[Coach]

I've gravitated to the 30 minute meeting rule meaning all the meetings I set up are 30 min or less.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Matt is in Japan.

I saw an Instagram post he made of a photo in Tokyo. But in the comments someone said "are you in Tokyo?" to which he replied "I wish".

So maybe those are old photos and he is just reminiscing?

[bodysnatcher]

Matt is in Japan.

I saw an Instagram post he made of a photo in Tokyo. But in the comments someone said "are you in Tokyo?" to which he replied "I wish".

So maybe those are old photos and he is just reminiscing?

they're fucking with us

new album announcement next month or so

first single tentatively titled "Do You Remember?"

[bune]

This WebEx is so frustrating because it says there is one attendee - me - and it makes me feel like I'm the only one here. But the presenter is reading questions from other people and answering their questions so wtf.

[bodysnatcher]

Google Meet, you buttholes