The Running Thread

[verb_to_trust]

That's a terrible answer.

that’s not what your wife said, you cuckold motherfucker

Whoever is running this account is trash at it

[Alex]

That's a terrible answer.

that’s not what your wife said, you cuckold motherfucker

Whoever is running this account is trash at it

this is lenny

[Dev]

ran a halfer today. slowest ever but it actually felt good mechanically.

[Alex]

let’s post PRs:

5k: 20:21
10k: 39:59
marathon: 3:19:47

[verb_to_trust]

Wow I'm so impressed

[Alex]

let’s now relate to each other as fellow human runners

[run2death]

Go fuck yourself, jerkoff.

[Alex]

let’s talk about shoes. i mean, you’ve gotta lace up some primo kicks if you’re gonna do this thing right.

[Alex]

i’ve been using mizuno wave riders for more than ten years but my last few pairs haven’t held up well, so i’m going to make a change. you guys have any recs for similar neutral-support shoes?

[run2death]

I suggest you go fuck yourself.

[Alex]

well, my lower back is fucking me over, i’ll tell you that much. what do you guys do about running through lower back pain?

i tell ya, it’s like my body turned to shit the moment i turned 30.

[verb_to_trust]

Running shoes typically don't hold up well under the pressure of a dad bod.

[run2death]

Alex did nothing but belittle the people in this thread and discourage others from joining it for years.

I hope his body turns to dust very soon.

[verb_to_trust]

His bod has turned to dad

[Alex]

what about morning versus evening running? i’m not much of a morning person, so i’ve never had much luck with morning runs.

[Alex]

i have been known to lace up early on a blazing summer’s saturday or sunday, of course

[verb_to_trust]

But not since you got fat?

[run2death]

Did you order your Boston 8s yet?

[Alex]

verb, i'm going to have to ask you to ease up on the personal attacks. for this to be a productive conversation, we're going to need to keep things civil.

but yes, i'm about 20 pounds above my lowest adult weight, and in spite of constant waves of suicidal ideation motivated in part by that fact, and barrages of ridicule from everyone in my life system relating to it, i'm still working on shaving those pounds. it's a constant struggle, but i've lost about 5 since the spring began, so there's light at the end of the tunnel. i hope i have your support, asphault brother.

[verb_to_trust]

Did you order your Boston 8s yet?

Yeah I got them for like 30 percent off. Should have them by early next week.