Answer a Question Posed in a Song

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Tue July 02, 2019 4:39 pm

For example: How many roads must a man walk down before they can call him a man? It depends.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Tue July 02, 2019 4:43 pm

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Tue July 02, 2019 4:44 pm

How long are these 7 roads? Doesn't it depend on that?

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Tue July 02, 2019 4:46 pm

Grandma Simpson: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Homer: Seven!
Lisa: No, Dad, it’s a rhetorical question.
Homer: Rhetorical, eh? Eight!

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue July 02, 2019 5:48 pm

Can you see me now?

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue July 02, 2019 6:04 pm

tree_ wrote:How long are these 7 roads? Doesn't it depend on that?

Doesn't depend on the number, but more on the type of road.

If a guy takes a brisk stroll around 658 suburban cul-de-sacs, not quite the same as walking once down skid row in downtown LA at 1am holding a macbook pro and wearing a rolex

surfndestroy · Post by **surfndestroy** » Tue July 02, 2019 6:09 pm

Does anyone really know what time it is?

11:02 am Pacific time but prone to change.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Tue July 02, 2019 6:20 pm

surfndestroy wrote:Does anyone really know what time it is?

11:02 am Pacific time but prone to change.

True. That's not the time anymore.

doone · Post by **doone** » Tue July 02, 2019 7:29 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Can you see me now?

Nope

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Tue July 02, 2019 8:10 pm

Could you please stop the noise? I'm trying to get some rest...

Yeah.. sorry about that...

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue July 02, 2019 8:56 pm

Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry?

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Tue July 02, 2019 9:00 pm

What becomes of the broken hearted?

Death.

Will you love me tomorrow?

Yes.

What’s going on?

A lot.

Can you feel the love tonight?

Yes.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Wed July 03, 2019 3:03 pm

Do you miss me, Ms. Misery like you say you do?

Probably, ... you seemed pretty miserable... I miss you, too, pal... I hope you're in a good place, if anywhere at all... RIP

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Wed July 03, 2019 4:23 pm

Are we human, or are we dancer?

I don't know what "dancer" means.

surfndestroy · Post by **surfndestroy** » Wed July 03, 2019 5:49 pm

Who let the dogs out?

Jake. Jake likes dogs. Jake is good with dogs. They are Jake's dogs. Jake let the dogs out.

kreng · Post by **kreng** » Wed July 03, 2019 6:54 pm

What's the Frequency Kenneth?

2.9

Post by **epilogue** » Wed July 03, 2019 8:00 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:Are we human, or are we dancer?

I don't know what "dancer" means.

AL

Captain Termite · Post by **Captain Termite** » Wed July 03, 2019 8:11 pm

Have you ever seen the rain?

Yes

Who'll stop the rain?

No one

Post by **epilogue** » Wed July 03, 2019 8:17 pm

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Wed July 03, 2019 8:37 pm

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?

Go on a diet so I don't get type-2 diabetes.

Red Mosquito

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