The Beautiful Game (The All Inclusive Soccer Thread)

[Mickey]

Because it's annoying. I just like watching football.

Nobodies stopping you.

The women are equal part activist and football player, and they make sure you know it. It's annoying.

Again, it's absolutely mind blowing to me that you managed to have a stroke

[verb_to_trust]

Because it's annoying. I just like watching football.

Nobodies stopping you.

The women are equal part activist and football player, and they make sure you know it. It's annoying.

Again, it's absolutely mind blowing to me that you managed to have a stroke

Clearly you know nothing about medicine. Arguing about soccer doesn't cause strokes. Go read a fucking book.

[Mickey]

Seriously man I'd watch it with the hypertension.

[verb_to_trust]

My blood pressure and heart rate are rock star level. Sorry

[Mickey]

That's why you're in here having an extremely normal time about women's soccer. Got it.

[run2death]

Because normal people put so much value and effort into their message board conversations. Got it.

[verb_to_trust]

Mickey is so fucking clueless about anything outside the umbrella of his useless field of study he thinks trolling on a message board= stroke

[run2death]

Mickey/Thodoks/Alex are clearly the same person.

An uninspired hack.

[verb_to_trust]

Mickey/Thodoks/Alex are clearly the same person.

An uninspired hack.

There is so little that exists uniquely in the way of personality traits amongst the three you almost have to assume they are the same person.

[Mickey]

Mickey/Thodoks/Alex are clearly the same person.

An uninspired hack.

I honestly don't know who you are.

[verb_to_trust]

Mickey/Thodoks/Alex are clearly the same person.

An uninspired hack.

I honestly don't know who you are.

Look in the mirror bro. Your professors don't recognize you around campus even though you are 20 years older than the other students.

[Mickey]

Mickey/Thodoks/Alex are clearly the same person.

An uninspired hack.

I honestly don't know who you are.

Look in the mirror bro. Your professors don't recognize you around campus even though you are 20 years older than the other students.

Lol are you trying to write fanfic about my life right now?

[verb_to_trust]

Mickey/Thodoks/Alex are clearly the same person.

An uninspired hack.

I honestly don't know who you are.

Look in the mirror bro. Your professors don't recognize you around campus even though you are 20 years older than the other students.

Lol are you trying to write fanfic about my life right now?

Fanfact

[Mickey]

Mickey/Thodoks/Alex are clearly the same person.

An uninspired hack.

I honestly don't know who you are.

Look in the mirror bro. Your professors don't recognize you around campus even though you are 20 years older than the other students.

Lol are you trying to write fanfic about my life right now?

Fanfact

Lol sure thing man. Still unclear here: am I a career student or am I 42? You do know most reputable PhD programs kick you out after eight years, right?

[Mickey]

That's a rhetorical question, I'm certain that you don't.

[verb_to_trust]

Are you getting the boot soon?

[Mickey]

Are you getting the boot soon?

Yale guaranteed my funding for the next four years at least, so no.

[verb_to_trust]

Are you getting the boot soon?

Yale guaranteed my funding for the next four years at least, so no.

Let me see the paperwork

[Mickey]

Are you getting the boot soon?

Yale guaranteed my funding for the next four years at least, so no.

Let me see the paperwork

Oh yeah for sure brother, everything about you screams NORMAL, STABLE HUMAN PERSON so why don't I send you my Princeton ID card.

[verb_to_trust]

Are you getting the boot soon?

Yale guaranteed my funding for the next four years at least, so no.

Let me see the paperwork

Oh yeah for sure brother, everything about you screams NORMAL, STABLE HUMAN PERSON so why don't I send you my Princeton ID card.

It would be really easy to upload something that would shut me right up.