The Beautiful Game (The All Inclusive Soccer Thread)

[Mickey]

But only because of your fucked up shoulder.

[verb_to_trust]

No, I suck at tennis

[Mickey]

Hmm but I thought you were a man

[verb_to_trust]

Hmm but I thought you were a man

I could probably take you even with a torn up arm. So there's that.

[epilogue]

oh god

[Mickey]

Hmm but I thought you were a man

I could probably take you even with a torn up arm. So there's that.

As I've detailed elsewhere I have a very recent TFCC tear in my wrist from extreme posting so I'm quite certain this is true, I'm having trouble lifting a skillet without pain.

[Mickey]

I am, however, significantly happier than you and have no need to prove my masculinity in any way, so there's that.

[verb_to_trust]

I'm pretty happy

[Mickey]

Sure, friend. Good to hear.

[Monkey_Driven]

I'm pretty happy

[verb_to_trust]

Sure, friend. Good to hear.

You're the asshole here. I think that's obvious

[Mickey]

Sure, friend. Good to hear.

You're the asshole here. I think that's obvious

I would disagree that there's only *one* asshole "here" but I would never disown my own behavior, no.

[verb_to_trust]

Look, people know I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand... people are likely acutely aware of how nauseating spending any time around you would be in real life.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Lots of soccer talk in here

[Mickey]

Look, people know I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand... people are likely acutely aware of how nauseating spending any time around you would be in real life.

Oh yeah I'd definitely say your reputation around here is being "nice."

[Mickey]

Anyway I'm quite fun at parties but I only invite certain types of people to parties. As we all do, really.

[verb_to_trust]

Anyway I'm quite fun at parties but I only invite certain types of people to parties. As we all do, really.

See? you're giving yourself away as a stuck up elitist

[Mickey]

Anyway I'm quite fun at parties but I only invite certain types of people to parties. As we all do, really.

See? you're giving yourself away as a stuck up elitist

Do you invite all types of people to your parties, Bryan?

[Mickey]

Here, I'll even give you a peak at the reveal: I highly doubt that you invite any Marxists to your parties, just as I don't invite anyone who believes that the USWNT is overrated and ruining the sport by politicizing it.

[epilogue]

Sure, friend. Good to hear.

You're the asshole here. I think that's obvious

Nope. Think again.