Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

[Jorge]

Maybe it's just a "Brother" redux.

[E.H. Ruddock]

When all the tracks have been revealed, are we going to have a 'Guess the track order' thread?

I'll lock that shit faster than... something.

[southp]

"My Fathers Son" its about Jesus ...the father being God (our father) and the son being Jesus.

Which one of em drinks the jizz and which one the lightning?

One of them comes loaded with jizz, the other with lightning bolts.

If God is the lightning bolts, I don't think many people see a connection between Jesus and sperm.
Speaking as someone raised catholic... I'm just not seeing it.

[southp]

Maybe it's just a "Brother" redux.

This time with the vocals put back in and the guitar lead removed?

[Sgt. Crackpot]

When all the tracks have been revealed, are we going to have a 'Guess the track order' thread?

Hey, there are only 479001600 possibilities. Maybe someone will get it right!

You know, I thought you had just plucked a random number out of nowhere. But, I did the math and 479,001,600 is bang on correct. Good work, man.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

When all the tracks have been revealed, are we going to have a 'Guess the track order' thread?

I'll lock that shit faster than... something.

Faster than you can drink a bottle of flaming jizz?

[NothingBetterMan]

"My Fathers Son" its about Jesus ...the father being God (our father) and the son being Jesus.

Which one of em drinks the jizz and which one the lightning?

The bullet from Yellow Moon now makes sense. It's so obvious. The one who drinks the hot jizz will blow his own brains out. Because no one should drink their dad's jizz, you guys. Powerful stuff. Gripping.

[southp]

The artwork better not out-shine the music on this thing.

I mean the last two albums had "ok" artwork that at least went with the tone. But this thing could be setting us up for a let down.

[harmless]

"My Fathers Son" its about Jesus ...the father being God (our father) and the son being Jesus.

Which one of em drinks the jizz and which one the lightning?

One of them comes loaded with jizz, the other with lightning bolts.

If God is the lightning bolts, I don't think many people see a connection between Jesus and sperm.
Speaking as someone raised catholic... I'm just not seeing it.

It's super liberal theology. You probably wouldn't get it.

[LetMeSleep]

My Father's Son is an awful title and does not sound promising at all.

[southp]

"My Fathers Son" its about Jesus ...the father being God (our father) and the son being Jesus.

Which one of em drinks the jizz and which one the lightning?

One of them comes loaded with jizz, the other with lightning bolts.

If God is the lightning bolts, I don't think many people see a connection between Jesus and sperm.
Speaking as someone raised catholic... I'm just not seeing it.

It's super liberal theology. You probably wouldn't get it.

If it's about sperm-guzzling then it's probably for the best...

[harmless]

"My Fathers Son" its about Jesus ...the father being God (our father) and the son being Jesus.

Which one of em drinks the jizz and which one the lightning?

One of them comes loaded with jizz, the other with lightning bolts.

If God is the lightning bolts, I don't think many people see a connection between Jesus and sperm.
Speaking as someone raised catholic... I'm just not seeing it.

It's super liberal theology. You probably wouldn't get it.

If it's about sperm-guzzling then it's probably for the best...

And Jesus spoke unto them, saying "Don't knock it until you've tried it."

[E.H. Ruddock]

I bet it's about STD's. There's a red flame coming out of that sperm bottle. That shit is hot fire.

[harmless]

My Father's Son is an awful title and does not sound promising at all.

It could be another snooze ballad. Thing is, I think all of these could be a snooze ballad so we probably have no idea.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

So far there seems to be a recurring theme of either lighting, fire, hearts or moons. I'm wording if Harmless is right about the '4 suits' theory (like playing cards).

[stupidmop]

It brings to mind either an acoustic cheese ballad about loving your father or a acoustic darkish off he goes thing about hating your father.

Either way its acoustic

[Mike]

I'd have no problem with an album filled with acoustic songs as long as they're not Eddie Vedder songs.

[southp]

It brings to mind either an acoustic cheese ballad about loving your father or a acoustic darkish off he goes thing about hating your father.

Either way its acoustic

Or it's electric and Mike wrote the lyrics and....

[harmless]

I'd be perfectly happy with the latter. I daren't bring up the Bible again, but if it's acoustic it could be a song in the vein of FD which alludes to the religious stuff whilst being essentially autobiographical.

[southp]

I'd have no problem with an album filled with acoustic songs as long as they're not Eddie Vedder songs.

Here you go then...