Talking to myself about the Houston Astros

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Wed July 31, 2019 9:03 pm

My fantasy baseball keeper is now an Astro. Three cheers for Greinke, folks.

Post by **Bammer** » Thu August 01, 2019 1:08 am

Clearly Bregman isn’t enough and the Stros needed more help

PHATJ · Post by **PHATJ** » Thu August 01, 2019 1:47 am

washing machine wrote:My fantasy baseball keeper is now an Astro. Three cheers for Greinke, folks.

Fun day for ‘Stros fans. That’s a hell of a rotation.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Thu August 01, 2019 6:46 pm

Bammer wrote:Clearly Bregman isn’t enough and the Stros needed more help

Spoiler: show

Post by **Bammer** » Thu August 01, 2019 6:49 pm

washing machine wrote:
Bammer wrote:Clearly Bregman isn’t enough and the Stros needed more help

Spoiler: show

Looks accurate

Spoiler: show: tiny penis

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Thu August 01, 2019 7:22 pm

Bammer wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Bammer wrote:Clearly Bregman isn’t enough and the Stros needed more help

Spoiler: show

Looks accurate

Spoiler: show
tiny penis

It may come as a shock to you as an M's fan, but speculation on the size of an MLB player's penis really isn't something most people think about or care about.

Post by **Bammer** » Thu August 01, 2019 9:29 pm

washing machine wrote:
Bammer wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Bammer wrote:Clearly Bregman isn’t enough and the Stros needed more help

Spoiler: show

Looks accurate

Spoiler: show
tiny penis
It may come as a shock to you as an M's fan, but speculation on the size of an MLB player's penis really isn't something most people think about or care about.

Oh, you’d be surprised.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Thu August 01, 2019 9:37 pm

Lenny doesn’t post here anymore.

washing machine · Sun September 01, 2019 7:52 pm

Well I guess it's time to fire up the ol' Astros thread again. Three cheers for Verlander!

washing machine · Sun September 01, 2019 7:54 pm

And what the hell, I'll throw in Bregman's hustle at the top of the ninth for good measure. Even though Toro could have done what he did for the team without anyone on base. Just for you, Bammer.

PHATJ · Post by **PHATJ** » Sun September 01, 2019 7:59 pm

washing machine wrote:Well I guess it's time to fire up the ol' Astros thread again. Three cheers for Verlander!

Hell of a game and an amazing accomplishment to get his 3rd no-hitter.

washing machine · Sun September 01, 2019 8:10 pm

PHATJ wrote:
washing machine wrote:Well I guess it's time to fire up the ol' Astros thread again. Three cheers for Verlander!
Hell of a game and an amazing accomplishment to get his 3rd no-hitter.

Dude was throwing 96 mph 100+ pitches in, and he's old enough to remember the first 311 album. What a stud.

washing machine · Sun September 01, 2019 8:14 pm

We usually play lively music on Sundays here at the bar, but everyone was begging for game sound. At the end of the 7th, I said "if the Stros can get Ver some run support in the 8th, I'll put on sound." Then I caved before that even happened. Clearly, my decision to put on sound was the impetus for the bats.

I was at the game a couple of weeks ago when he got a loss after 9 innings, no walks & 11 Ks, so this one felt like it was going to be particularly toxic in the clubhouse if the team couldn't give him any bats.

washing machine · Sun September 01, 2019 9:33 pm

Maybe one of the Red Sock guys can help us get started with a trademark magic number countdown in this thread.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sun October 20, 2019 6:44 pm

There’s still room on the bandwagon since thodoks and lenny left us, but I suspect most of RM is pulling for the Nationals.

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Sun October 20, 2019 8:46 pm

"Cheering" for the Nationals because of Scherzer.

Post by **96583UP** » Mon October 21, 2019 12:45 am

go expos

Post by **Bammer** » Mon October 21, 2019 4:40 pm

I see Bregman is douching it up on Twitter ...

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Mon October 21, 2019 5:30 pm

Bammer wrote:I see Bregman is douching it up on Twitter ...

Bregman is the mickey of the Astros and I'm here for it.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue October 22, 2019 5:04 pm

thank god you got osuna, eh reid?

Red Mosquito

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