Dining While Driving

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What have you done?
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Get a grip, tree.
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Have you ever eaten with a fork and/or chopsticks, spoon, plate, bowl while driving? What's the most difficult thing you've eaten while driving on a windy, dangerous road or easy interstate with no traffic? I'm interested.
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tree_ wrote:Have you ever eaten with a fork and/or chopsticks, spoon, plate, bowl while driving? What's the most difficult thing you've eaten while driving on a windy, dangerous road or easy interstate with no traffic? I'm interested.
Dipping nuggets in sauce while driving
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A wendy’s Frosty requires a spoon and I always found that to be difficult behind the wheel
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eating a big mac while driving is no fucking joke
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Eating a bowl of Krystal chili while driving is quite the challenge.
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A taco while driving is not recommended.
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Don’t even get me started on eating a baleada while driving.
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An ice cream cone is not easy to eat while driving.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
wease wrote:An ice cream cone is not easy to eat while driving.
Wut
It gets all melty and shit and runs down your hand. Not worth it.
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tragabigzanda wrote:1. Not if you’re quick about it

2. Even if you’re slow, it’s still worth it. It’s ice cream.
To be fair, you're totally biased on this issue.
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wease wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:1. Not if you’re quick about it

2. Even if you’re slow, it’s still worth it. It’s ice cream.
To be fair, you're totally biased on this issue.
True, but he's not wrong.
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