Also, this wasn't a knock on B. I see this conversation come up all over the place about things that aren't sandwiches being sandwiches.E.H. Ruddock wrote:These kind of questions never even made sense to me. Why do "obscure" things have to be classified as something else? A hot dog isn't a sandwich, it's a fucking hot dog. A wrap is a wrap, not a burrito, not a sandwich. A hamburger is a fucking hamburger. A pop tart a sandwich? GTFO.
You know what is a sandwich? A fucking sandwich.
Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
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Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
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Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
What a two pager
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Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Yeah, but it's also a knock on B.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Also, this wasn't a knock on B. I see this conversation come up all over the place about things that aren't sandwiches being sandwiches.E.H. Ruddock wrote:These kind of questions never even made sense to me. Why do "obscure" things have to be classified as something else? A hot dog isn't a sandwich, it's a fucking hot dog. A wrap is a wrap, not a burrito, not a sandwich. A hamburger is a fucking hamburger. A pop tart a sandwich? GTFO.
You know what is a sandwich? A fucking sandwich.
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Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
A burrito is a wrap, but a wrap isn't a burrito.
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Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Look.
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Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Wrong. A burrito is a burrito. A wrap is a wrap. No one goes around ordering "a burrito wrap"B wrote:A burrito is a wrap, but a wrap isn't a burrito.
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Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
I know why a poptart is not a sandwich, and it's because you do not put a sandwich into a toaster slotB wrote:Discuss
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For sure. Why wouldn't it be?tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
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Because you're a dork maybe ?tragabigzanda wrote:I don’t knowOrpheus wrote:For sure. Why wouldn't it be?tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
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Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
That's what the sandwich saidtragabigzanda wrote:I’m open to itknee tunes wrote:Because you're a dork maybe ?tragabigzanda wrote:I don’t knowOrpheus wrote:For sure. Why wouldn't it be?tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
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ALMickey wrote:This kind of discourse sucked ass on twitter two years ago, it sucks even more now. Everything is a ravioli. Move on.
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hot DAMN!knee tunes wrote:That's what the sandwich saidtragabigzanda wrote:I’m open to itknee tunes wrote:Because you're a dork maybe ?tragabigzanda wrote:I don’t knowOrpheus wrote:For sure. Why wouldn't it be?tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
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Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Yes, a hot DAMN open face sandwichdurdencommatyler wrote:hot DAMN!knee tunes wrote:That's what the sandwich saidtragabigzanda wrote:I’m open to itknee tunes wrote:Because you're a dork maybe ?tragabigzanda wrote:I don’t knowOrpheus wrote:For sure. Why wouldn't it be?tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
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Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
No one orders a "hamburger sandwich," but a hamburger is definitely a sandwich.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Wrong. A burrito is a burrito. A wrap is a wrap. No one goes around ordering "a burrito wrap"B wrote:A burrito is a wrap, but a wrap isn't a burrito.
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It was a fantastic joke. You don’t have to go and explain the joke now.knee tunes wrote:Yes, a hot DAMN open face sandwichdurdencommatyler wrote:hot DAMN!knee tunes wrote:That's what the sandwich saidtragabigzanda wrote:I’m open to itknee tunes wrote:Because you're a dork maybe ?tragabigzanda wrote:I don’t knowOrpheus wrote:For sure. Why wouldn't it be?tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
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