Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

melonhead4 · Post by **melonhead4** » Fri August 30, 2013 4:31 pm

Lounge Lizard wrote:
melonhead4 wrote:
HardTI wrote:
melonhead4 wrote:
stupidmop wrote:Does the band ever get into fisticuffs while writing/ recording?

I wanna know how many times stone has punched ed in the face.

Ed would murder stone in a fight....i know eds a tiny guy but hes got that look about him..you know he can fight....
Ed doesn't look like he could scrap. I'd take Stone in that fight. He'd fight like a bitch (nut shots, hair pulling, and biting), but Stone would win.
Yea def watch that video of ED tossing the dude off stage, thats just raw power...Ed is def a scrapper, id take him in a fight against any other rock bands lead singer besides maybe Danzig...id love to see ed and liam from oasis go at it...lol
i saw a clip of Maynard Keenan wrestle a dude to the ground and put him in a chokehold while singing Push It and not missing a note. That was some bizzarre MMA shit, I tell you

Yea i saw that one too, I forgot about Maynard....Also Henry Rollins would murder ED

stupidmop · Post by **stupidmop** » Fri August 30, 2013 4:37 pm

1993 chubs ed looks like he could do some damage.

Jeff and matt look like they could kick some ass.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri August 30, 2013 4:39 pm

Ed is like 3 feet tall. I am positive I could beat his ass, even in his prime. Same goes for Stone and Mike.

Strat · Post by **Strat** » Fri August 30, 2013 4:41 pm

verb_to_trust wrote:Ed is like 3 feet tall. I am positive I could beat his ass, even in his prime. Same goes for Stone and Mike.

WaitingForBluey · Post by **WaitingForBluey** » Fri August 30, 2013 4:47 pm

Lounge Lizard wrote:i saw a clip of Maynard Keenan wrestle a dude to the ground and put him in a chokehold while singing Push It and not missing a note. That was some bizzarre MMA shit, I tell you

Yea, that was one of more bizarre clips I've ever seen.

Isn't he an ex-Marine and a Judo master or something like that? I think I read that somewhere.
I would love to see a cage match between Maynard and Henry Rollins though. Rollins is much bigger but my money would be on Maynard.

warehouse · Post by **warehouse** » Fri August 30, 2013 4:48 pm

didnt jack white beat some dude up pretty bad?

Lounge Lizard · Post by **Lounge Lizard** » Fri August 30, 2013 4:49 pm

bluestate wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:i saw a clip of Maynard Keenan wrestle a dude to the ground and put him in a chokehold while singing Push It and not missing a note. That was some bizzarre MMA shit, I tell you
Yea, that was one of more bizarre clips I've ever seen.

Isn't he an ex-Marine and a Judo master or something like that? I think I read that somewhere.
I would love to see a cage match between Maynard and Henry Rollins though. Rollins is much bigger but my money would be on Maynard.

he wears an army cap sometimes

Lounge Lizard · Post by **Lounge Lizard** » Fri August 30, 2013 4:53 pm

Also Stone isnt kicking anybody's ass. The guys scrawny like hell, theres no power in those joints and muscles. If he tried to shadow box the shadow wins. Put him up to a heavy bag - it knocks him out.
Great guitarist and musician though

Heathen · Post by **Heathen** » Fri August 30, 2013 4:53 pm

warehouse wrote:didnt jack white beat some dude up pretty bad?

his wife

Post by **evenslow** » Fri August 30, 2013 4:56 pm

Heathen wrote:
warehouse wrote:didnt jack white beat some dude up pretty bad?
his wife

dude from von bondies

warehouse · Post by **warehouse** » Fri August 30, 2013 5:23 pm

im pretty sure if things were gonna get violent between stone and ed, ed could probably scare stone just by making a mean face. jeff, on the other hand, could probably take everyone in the band.

stupidmop · Post by **stupidmop** » Fri August 30, 2013 5:26 pm

Jeff vs. Boom fightclub style. Boom would probably strangle him with his pony tail.

Post by **evenslow** » Fri August 30, 2013 5:57 pm

Team Ament

WaitingForBluey · Post by **WaitingForBluey** » Fri August 30, 2013 6:19 pm

Hat-wearing, slam-dunking, leotard-wearing Jeff could take Boom any day!
Not so sure about bald, chubby, skateboarding Jeff?

Post by **evenslow** » Fri August 30, 2013 6:23 pm

bluestate wrote:Hat-wearing, slam-dunking, leotard-wearing Jeff could take Boom any day!
Not so sure about bald, chubby, skateboarding Jeff?

Not as hep-cat, high-flying as he used to be but he's got a chip on his shoulder and middle-aged resentment for miles.

Lounge Lizard · Post by **Lounge Lizard** » Fri August 30, 2013 6:28 pm

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri August 30, 2013 6:34 pm

Pearl Jam as Rocky characters

Ed = Rocky
Mike = Apollo Creed
Jeff = Thunderlips
Matt = Ivan Drago
Stone = Adrian
Boom = Paulie

Lounge Lizard · Post by **Lounge Lizard** » Fri August 30, 2013 6:41 pm

nomorecrackpipes · Post by **nomorecrackpipes** » Fri August 30, 2013 7:03 pm

Stone = Glass Joe

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri August 30, 2013 7:08 pm

nomorecrackpipes wrote:Stone = Glass Joe

PJ as Mike Tyson's Punchout characters:

Ed = Soda Popinski
Jeff = Great Tiger
Stone = Glass Joe
Mike = Don Flamenco
Matt = Von Kaiser
Boom = King Hippo

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