How drunk are you right now?

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washing machine wrote:I don’t drink too much anymore. Mostly wine, actually. However, On Monday night, things got a little sideways for me after having a couple of cocktails at the neighborhood lounge and then hitting up $3.50 Jager night at one of our dive bar spots. I don’t even like Jager. I just like a deal.

I had been abstaining from alcohol for the week prior and I hadn’t eaten that much that day (plus I’d gone for a short run leading up to the binge session.)

Long story short, all I remember is playing a bunch of Deftones songs on the jukebox, making the Sandra Bullock threads in A&E from my phone, then getting home and projectile vomiting what looked like blood but was hopefully just from the rare steak I had from said dive bar.
Sounds like you know how to party.
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Having a beer with 4.5% ABV. I think I'm okay.
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never
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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haha so random
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Who is watching the kids?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Who is watching the kids?
the babysitter and her tinder date
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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3.2% right now but we're not locked in yet.
Please consider voting for me
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Who is watching the kids?
we’re being terrible parents right now. that’s for sure.
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The Argonaut wrote:3.2% right now but we're not locked in yet.
can i come visit you?
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The Argonaut wrote:3.2% right now but we're not locked in yet.
Session beers? Why?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:3.2% right now but we're not locked in yet.
can i come visit you?
Sure
Please consider voting for me
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